#incorrect fandom quotes

[bens-moms-are-lesbinems]

seb: nice suit boss. it new?

jim: it is, and it cost me an arm and a leg.

seb: but you’ve still got all your limbs?

jim: never said they were mine.

[maxdibert]

Sirius: You were always a bootlicker, Snivellus.

Severus: At least I can walk into my mother's room without crying.

[inkdheart17]

Trunks: if I dye—

Goten: I'll kill myself

Trunks: —my hair blue...

Goten: OOOooohhh 😬

[wizards]

Fred: *sneezes*

Harry, wearing the invisibility cloak: Bless you

Fred, looking around: God?

[secretkittendetective]

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[twistedpixie77]

Nat: What is love?

Bucky: An emotional minefield.

Steve: A neurochemical reaction.

Sam: Baby don't hurt me.

[wofworld]

Turtle: Wow, where did you get that nice rock?

Qibli: Winter gave it to me, as a gift!

Winter, in the distance: No, I threw it at you, you fucking moron!

Qibli: He’s the sweetest boyfriend ever.

[incorrect-lgbt-mcyt-quotes]

lizzie: i can hear what the fish are saying. they talk to me. it's a spiritual connection

lizzie: right now they're just saying 'glub glub' though they do that for fun