[asomdpoakdoakd-deactivated20180]

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

[l0v3-r3v9]

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

[anxietyproblem]

[approach]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[neckkiss]

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

[cursedcatimages]

[animal-factbook]

when your whole crew is looking fresh af

[ebeth]

a whole bus full of party boys

[chubby-bunnies]

[stronglyunknown-deactivated2024]

be your own trap queen

cook your own pies, get fly on your own time, hey, wassup, hello to your damn self.

[purpletangyvaginas]

[bigbootybob1]

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[moonlitsaiyan]

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

[black-culture]

[temilasha]

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

don’t even look at me unless you would die for me

[puellaeternus]

Friendly reminder

“In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not to debate whether you should have been upset in the first place.”

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[ra-haf-deactivated20190422]

😂

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Say it with me:

I’m not gonna let anybody stand in the way of my growth this year, especially not myself.