@thwipsthrown said: they never truly abandon me do that brotp/platonic ship meme thing for the master and 86 | accepting
who steals french fries off the other’s plate
86 orders extra fries knowing that the master is going to be a little asshole and steal half of them out the bag.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
both. then they get really annoyed at each other about it.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
again, both. at least if you count 'impound' as jail. possibly also jail. but this is usually on 86 when we're talking boring earth jail.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues
86 and she's fucking mad about it.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
both. they've developed increasingly complicated board games using more and more elaborate blindfolds and noise canceling headphones about it.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
the master, I guess? 86 doesn't sleep and if she had to pretend to would do some freak shit like hiding under the bed.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights
86 doesn't have to have a corporeal form so she wins by default. instead of pillow fights it's just usually, like, sparks and mechanical parts.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush
neither. 86 has only ever fucked out of spite and the master's too downbad for You Know Who. 86 will not wingtardis for those freaks, they can figure it out on their own damn time.