APH Correspondence and Quotes

Hey guys, we're from the creators of askhetaliancients, and we'd like to say that due to the gaining popularity of our quotes, we would like to place this blog dedicated to only quotes and other things the aph nations we think would say! Hope you guys enjoy this :D (please link back all quotes from this blog)

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Types of animal crossing players

Poland: everyone send me all the mega cute pink furniture!! I NEED my rooms to be perfectly and specifically cute and pink and aesthetically pleasing pink!

Switzerland: so if I buy 5000 turnips today, and only if the turnip price is above 300,000 bells on Monday... Unless the turnip stock markets collapse by Tuesday evening, then I should...

Japan: must. find. RAYMOND!!!

France: bonjour my good friends Mabel and Sable~ let's see what you have in the catalogue today- aaaand it's all trash, I'll see you two tomorrow~

Germany: ........ *collecting all the dog villagers*

Greece: ........ *collecting all the cat villagers*

Italy: veh~ *the one who ignores a the weeds growing in their island*

Russia: let's see which type of villager I will get in this island-... what is that.

America: took me another 5 hours but I made around 100 baits to finally continue my mission to catch THE FUCKING STUPID SONOFA STRINGFISH!!! BLATHERS YOU BETTER BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!!!

England: 'thanks to all of OUR hard work in making this a five stars island' MY ARSE! WHO IS 'OUR'??

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America: here's a fun question! "If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?"

England: what do you mean 'if they could talk'?? Don't they always talk to you?

France: ... ignoring England's craziness as usual, I'm sure my pet will only tell the most beautiful of things about me, for I do nothing but pamper them~

China: the pig or the chicken?

France: The ROOSTER has a name!!

China: well, my many pandas would never say such horrible things that will ruin my image- ... wait... were they there when Japan made me wear that magical girl outf-... w-why are you all staring at me??

Italy: I don't have pets, but I'm sure all the stray cats around my home will tell you that I sleep and flirt too much~

Japan: though that would not ruin your image, Italy. As for me, my cat would probably... tell me... tostopbingeinganimeandplayingotomegamesbutIjustcanthelpit.

Russia: Latvia will usually just cry though, so I don't think he would say anything bad~

America: I said 'pet' not people.

Russia: yes, yes you did~

America: ...aaaaaaaaanyways, what about you, Germany?

Germany: *deeply thinking* I think... my dogs would... they would tell me that whenever I clean I keep missing certain spots but I do not do it intentionally because I'm usually very busy at that time and not because I'm a little lazy at all!

America: ... or they would tell you that you're boring, but that's nothing new.

Germany: they would never!

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Skype Meeting

Germany: ... why are we doing this again??

America: because we're too lazy to move out of our houses for a meeting, so we came up with this solution!

England: this is a bad idea- FROG WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS???

France: um, because I didn't feel like dressing up for a Skype meeting, duh!

China: you guys better have a good reason skyping me this early in the morning...

Japan: ... I... agree...

Italy: veh, sorry I'm late~ but my internet's been acting up weirdly

Russia: same with mine-

America: ... what?

England: WHAT? WHAT DID YOU LOT SAY?? I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU!

Germany: Mein Gott, stop shouting England!

England: WHAT?? I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BLOODY SOUND!!

China: I don't have time for this shit- What the?? My screen is off?? What, how do I get my face to show again??

Japan: not this again... and Russia-san's frozen... and everyone's going at 3 frames per second... what.

America: Da fuck is going on?? Italy, what's wrong with your screen?? It's so pixelated!

Italy: ve~? Oh, maybe it's because I'm downloading something for 5 gigabytes~~

Germany:

England: ... WHAT'S GERMANY SAYING???

France: I think there's something wrong with his mic-

America: France oh my God, you froze with the most ugliest face!!

England: BWAHAHAHA!!

France: SHUT UP HOW DO I FIX THIS????

Italy: ve~~~

Germany: *actually shouting but no one can hear*

China: where's my face??

Japan: ... I don't have the mental strength to deal with this right now...

Russia: *still frozen in time*

America: ... I can't believe we manage to fuck up a virtual meeting...

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... who knew.

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America: okay y'all! Since Germany told me that we needed to get the treaty translated quickly, I took the liberty to ask only the BEST to translate it into Chinese, Arabic, Russian, German, French, and Spanish for y'all! Here ya go!

France: wow, for once, you're pretty fast with this, America... why does this say that we're willing to eat the military to lessen costs of crops???

China: Wait, why is Article 5 allowing the passage of Sweden's ships into Beijing?? What does that even mean?? And it says that Japan has restrictions on 'happiness'??

Russia: my one says that the Nordic countries are part of the African continent ... and the Arctic.

Spain: ... 'the Spanish islands of Barcelona would be sad if no angry chemical toys'... WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????

Egypt: ......... why does this article recognize the suffering of the River Nile?

Germany: ... America.

America: You said to translate them fast, what else was I supposed to??

Germany: ... what did you use?

America: ... Google Translate.

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Hello! First of all, great job! I'm always laughing at your quotes! I just want to ask, do you - as a proper and experienced Hetalian - know about any new prompts and art/writing contest and prompts or blogs like that? Because I would like to add my bits to this great fandom. I just have problems with finding soursec and so ://

Hey! I’m so sorry for answering this late! And thank you so much for the kind words, especially in calling me a ‘proper and experienced Hetalian’ haha :P

And so sorry but I don’t know new blogs regarding art/writing contests. So sorry about this!

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Thank you for doing that quote, the election and the impacts it could have if the British equivalent of Donald Trump gets majority have got me scared shitless and crying but this made my night. Even if it all goes to shit I know I have a community to fall back on and tumblr incorrect quotes to cheer me up. Thank you again, sincerely from the bottom of my heart.

Hi! Omg thank you for such a wonderful message, Anon! I’m glad that my posts have helped and made your day, especially during a stressful time. And I’m so sorry for replying so late to this! Thank you so much for your patience. 

I don’t want to get into too much political detail in this blog (and especially not sensitive politics), but as a graduate with a Bachelors degree of History, International Relations, and Politics, and a current Masters student of International Law and Diplomacy, there will be some random political parts here and there haha (but never sensitive political stuff). And, if you’d like me to expand on certain political topics, then I don’t mind either. I don’t like leaning on one bias than another, and I’m happy to place your minds at ease with situations as well (as much as it helps me too haha). 

Anyways, thank you so much for such kind messages! You’re an amazing Anon, and thank you for continuing to support this blog!! <3

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Spain: Romano, how could you! I trusted you!!

Romano: ... what?

Spain: ... yeah, nevermind, that was a stupid thing to say.

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China: Japan, I’ll be going for a few weeks. Germania’s going to babysit you while I’m gone. Have fun and be good while I’m gone~!

Germania: *intense staring*

Young Japan: *crying in the inside*

—Centuries Later-

Germany: Japan! Sorry I’m late, but it seems that Sweden and Switzerland are going to join our meeting. I know you don’t know them well, and I hope it won't be an inconvenience for you.

Japan: ah, that is okay. Hello-

Sweden: *intense staring*

Switzerland: *intense glaring*

Japan: *crying in the inside* not again.

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England: despite the votes being released tomorrow morning, I'm still not ready- that pile goes there- to deal with both counting the ballots- 44 for Labour- AND mentally preparing myself for tomorrow.

Scotland: ya think I'm not anxious as well - these ones go here - little bro? And we all have to be in Parliament first thing in the morning - Stirling is almost done - looking all fancy and tidy, despite needing to pull an all-nighter on this!

Wales: ugghhhh, I'm so - this one goes here - tired. How many boxes again?

Northern Ireland: ... *looks at the pile behind him* not enough food for the amount that we have to go through.

Scotland: hm? It's pouring outside- Albion? Ya crying??

England: n-no...

Wales: hey, hey, here. *puts a handkerchief on England's nose* blow and don't get your snot all over the ballots.

Northern Ireland: the pressure hitting ya, little bro?

England: yes... but the rain's showing it more than my... current emotions.

Scotland: no one knows what's gonna happen, but hey, we've been through worst.

Wales: Westminister needs to get their heads together sooner or later. Eventually, they will. You seem to be best at pulling a last-minute on us.

England: *sigh* sorry, it's just... I'm tired. But I cannot imagine how tired all of you are more than me.

Scotland: yep, haven't slept in days

Northern Ireland: well, it be like that, lads.

Wales: at least we're tired together, right? England, if you need to sleep, we can-

England: no, no. It's fine. Thank you for... helping me go through this, at least. *chuckles* You lot are pretty decent older brothers~

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America: oh hey, it's China. And he's wearing headphones, whoah!

England: that is very rare of him... I wonder what type of music he listens to?

France: probably something traditional or classical, given how he's always scolding you when you play your rock music too loud.

Russia: maybe it's something soft and calming~? I don't think he would listen to modern songs as much.

China: *is listening to Moonwalk by WayV*

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Hungary: ughhh, my hair’s just not cooperating with me! Germany, dearie, could you braid my hair for me please?

Germany: um, okay.

Poland: what? Hungary, why Germany? I’m sure I can do a better and more amazing job than hi- *gasps* it looks so... perfect!!!

Hungary: see~? Germany’s braids are always beautiful and fast!

Germany: really? It isn’t anything-

Poland: forget only doing Hungary’s hair! Do mine! Do mine!

Germany: um... okay.

-Later-

Austria: Germany, I’ve been looking all over for you- ... what is happening??

Germany: it was first Miss Hungary, then Poland, and then suddenly France and Italy joined, then Liechtenstein wanted a braid, then Taiwan, and then, as if by instinct at this point, I braided China's hair and he scolded me while Japan was taking pictures.

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Germany: hmmmm...

Italy: veh, Germany, what'ca doing?

Germany: oh, Italy, Japan. I'm looking through our old treaties and resolutions that we wrote but never completed. My boss told me to filter them out so they don't suddenly get signed off...

Japan: ... like that one time we accidentally adopted a treaty where-

Germany: l-let's not talk about that. Anyways! There are too many unreasonable drafts in this pile.

Italy: veh? What do you mean? I think the treaty that enforced Nap Days three times a month is a good idea~!

Germany: no it wasn't. *sigh* I also found one, signed by France and Spain, that allowed Bruder to re-write our histories in reference to his diaries...

Japan: oh, this is the treaty that China asked to be passed that sanctioned anyone who allows England into the kitchen. What should we do with it?

Germany: ... I think we should keep it in case anyone else would like to sign it.

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The Communist Trio (the 1900s)

Vietnam: Russia, can you, um... teach me how to do that.

Russia: do what?

Vietnam: um... 'smile'. Like, I can't really do that well... not that I have any reasons to, but China said that I should show my happy face once in a while... even though I don't think I have any.

Russia: hmmm... but I don't think you should ask me. This smile isn't very... happy.

Vietnam: really? So... you're not happy right now?

Russia: n-no, I am! I'm talking to my friend, so of course I am happy!

Vietnam: oh, um... w-well... I guess I'm happy that you're happy... *tries to smile*

Russia: ... *crying*

Vietnam: w-w-what?? R-Russia, wha-

China: hello, I'm back! That was a nightmare negotiating with America- wha, Viet, what happened??

Vietnam: I-I don't know! I was... um... I was just trying to smile and... th-this happened!

Russia: t-that was a smile??? I thought you were angry at me and we couldn't be friends anymore...

China: ... pfffftttttt!

Vietnam: *blushing* China, s-stop laughing! Geez! See, I told you that I was bad!

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Ancient Egypt: *sighs*

Ancient Greece: what’s wrong?

Ancient Egypt: I’m so tired of everyone waging battles with one another, and Rome showing off his battle and political skills. I just want a time where we’re more focused on being creative and discovering new things!

Ancient Greece: but I just made a philosophical discovery yesterday.

Ancient Egypt: but I want a physical discovery! Like inventions, or architecture, or something like that...

Ancient Greece: hm. It might be a while till we see something like that in this continent-

China: Egypt, Greece! I’m glad you’re here! I want to show you something I’ve recently made! I think I’ve made an amazing discovery in my invention!

Ancient Egypt: ...

China: hm? Egypt, what’s wrong?

Ancient Egypt: *smiling* hm? Nothing, nothing haha~ Tell me more about your invention, I’d love to hear all about it~~

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Gakuen Hetalia: Honor Student

Ancient Greece: again, well done for this interesting and unique piece of work. You're able to capture the essence and ideas of the individual and the state. A+

Maya: fantastic work, as always~ Your report on the Andromeda Galaxy is phenomenal! A+!

Germania: you went beyond my expectations in your fitness exam. Good job. A+ as always.

Ancient Egypt: I can't believe you were able to do this test without a calculator! It involved equations from my era! Regardless, you more than deserve this A+.

China: you didn't name all the countries right, but you were able to show me different yet effective route for the Silk Trade?? Wow, this is... well, you definitely deserve this A+, America.

America: *proud of his grades* hehe, thanks!

Everyone: ... teacher's pet.

America: *blushing* n-n-no, I'm not!

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Tell the depressing feelings to go away because you deserve happiness. We stan.

Awww thank you so much Anon! You’re the best follower a blogger can ever have, and I really mean it! 😘😘😘

It’s been a weird week for me lately, sorry about that everyone. I havent been feeling... energetic and worth it lately. Like, I’ve been feeling that food isn’t worth it at times, or the feeling that I’m not enjoying things like eating or relaxing. Sometimes I just want to stay in my room and curl up in my bed, but not for long... I guess. I’m still moving on and meeting with friends, but I just feel so depressed or empty inside most of the time.

Do you guys happen to have any suggestions or know how to deal with emotions like this?

(Sorry for the sidetrack everyone. Just wanted to ask)

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Eurovision 2019

England: *lying down and giving no fucks anymore* At this point, why break the losing streak?

Iceland: *eyes covered* what do you mean I can't see my own participants perform???

Denmark: Geez, Ice, you're far too young for... THAT!

The Netherlands: I won... oh... wait, doesn't that mean I have to host it next year?? Then I must start cleaning my home and save enough money for *muttering to himself*

America: ya'll are so weird! But it was pretty cool seeing Madonna, even though her performance suc- GAL GADOT?!??!?