Types of animal crossing players
Poland: everyone send me all the mega cute pink furniture!! I NEED my rooms to be perfectly and specifically cute and pink and aesthetically pleasing pink!
Switzerland: so if I buy 5000 turnips today, and only if the turnip price is above 300,000 bells on Monday... Unless the turnip stock markets collapse by Tuesday evening, then I should...
Japan: must. find. RAYMOND!!!
France: bonjour my good friends Mabel and Sable~ let's see what you have in the catalogue today- aaaand it's all trash, I'll see you two tomorrow~
Germany: ........ *collecting all the dog villagers*
Greece: ........ *collecting all the cat villagers*
Italy: veh~ *the one who ignores a the weeds growing in their island*
Russia: let's see which type of villager I will get in this island-... what is that.
America: took me another 5 hours but I made around 100 baits to finally continue my mission to catch THE FUCKING STUPID SONOFA STRINGFISH!!! BLATHERS YOU BETTER BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!!!
England: 'thanks to all of OUR hard work in making this a five stars island' MY ARSE! WHO IS 'OUR'??











