Unofficial Bramblestar stan account

Random quotes matched with random characters for optimum hilarity. Based on the series by Erin Hunter. Some quotes are altered for context. Submissions welcome!

[windclan-propaganda]

starclan: you will be killed by joe

brokenstar: who is this... “joe?”

[snowylynxx]

bramblestar's imposter: no squirrelflight dont go on patrol youre too sexy ahaaa ;))

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

Also, I am so sorry

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It has come to my attention that there is unwarranted Bramblestar slander occurring on the fandom so I am making a triumphant return TO PUT MY PAW DOWN 

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

bet you guys thought you saw the last of me

[meaganium]

Only true 2009 kids remember the Jayfeather x Stick AMVs

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

Jayfeather: You’re a real piece of shit, you know that? Breezepelt: Yes!

[meaganium]

Scourge: *slices Tigerstar, blood gushes, all of his eternal organs are out, and starts the blood clan revolt* Tigerstar: I came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now

The Darkest Hour first draft probably (via meaganium)

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

Breezepelt: Have a bad life! Jayfeather: Joke's on you, I already have one!

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hollyleaf wasn't that great of a character

i mean yes but also no

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

Rock: Do you know how to read the wind? Jayfeather: YES. I know how to taste the sea, read the wind, and FUCK the MOON!

Monster Factory: Making a SWEET ALIEN BOY in Everybody’s Golf

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

Scourge: Oh, I do wonder what it must be like to be poor little pathetic Flamesun. Firestar: .............................. Firestar: That's not my last name, so it's really not much of a burn, is it? Scourge: Cinderthorn? Firestar: No. Scourge: Flametally? Firestar:...Are you thinking 'Flametail?' No, my name is not Flametail. Scourge: Fierystarry? Firestar:...Keep going. Scourge: Embermoon? Firestar: That's just getting further from it! Scourge: Well, whatever the f**k it is, let's just call you dead.

(Source: Spy)

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

We’re having a discussion about wild herbs in class and I confidently told my professor that catnip can be used to treat green cough.  

Well I’m not wrong

[berrystumpytail]

Into the Wild (2003)

[inaccuratewarriorsquotes]

Firestar: I got an idea!

Sandstorm: Does it involve breaking the Warrior Code?

Firestar: By now, don’t you think that’s a given?

Sandstorm: I was just trying to be optimistic.

Firestar: Don’t bother.

(Source: Teen Wolf)

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Also, sad side note, I have yet to read arc 5 so the summaries has affectively ended for the time being :(

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You know if I was blessed enough I would walk right of this fucking medicine den.

Cinderpelt (Brandon Rogers)