[persianmom-deactivated20250117]

tell me where to put the anger so I don't store it within me

[inkskinned]

do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement

[juene-deactivated20170115]

[prettyeccentricites-blog]

     brendon urie - talking with hands appreciation post.

[onlytwitterpics]

[recentgooglesearches]

au where i’m not crying

[freepalest1ne]

[raccooninthegirlslockerroom]

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time 

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

[fuks]

when someone tells a funny joke @ ur expense

[vijuals-deactivated20160305]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

me too my guy

[breastforce]

when ur mental illness starts acting up

[foodchewer]

when i die just remember i don’t care

[memewhore]

[tittily]

the little flower at the top is a nice touch

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE

[negipecia]

Crunchy

[valuablenaturalresource-deactiv]

Cold. Ice cold.

[inactive07]

tumblr user one: *says something vague about money*

tumblr user two: actually! you can make tons of money on this completely legit survey site that you obviously didn't know anything about because neither of us are being payed to scam the masses into signing up for this site!

tumblr user one: wow! I just checked my bank account!

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[vivecguccibelt]

[subtubitles]