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Things have changed for me, and that’s okay. I feel the same, I’m on my way, and I say. Things have changed for me, and that’s okay. ***** lydia || 23 || scorpio || ravenclaw || horned serpent || intj multi fandom / general shitposting

[clinteastwooddaily24]

[clinteastwooddaily24]

[bulbabushka]

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

[emmmpty]

Perfect

[the-neon-pineapple]

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

[dapperpea]

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

[zetsubonna]

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

[merelyimmortal]

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

[thatoneqprblog-blog]

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

[disabledfeministvoice]

Reblogging this for a friend.

[krabbydon]

“you’re a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific - ” fuck off greg

[take-my-eeveelution]

You can also pretend you’re resisting the Imperius curse, I do that sometimes.

“Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right in the hot oil.”

“Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.”

[asperwolf]

I’m going to queue this forever since it’s a coping mechanism that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it

[marauders70s]

Imagine saying all your fears/self doubt aloud to Mad Eye Moody. “’Scuse me,” he growled. “You’ve got strengths if I SAY you’ve got them.” And when you’re anxious and are thinking CONSTANT VIGILANCE he’ll scoff and say, “Why are you doing my job for me, eh?”

[uannsett-deactivated20211214]

how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

[ego-centrik-deactivated20180523]

[ladiescaps]

[gael-garcia]

when he look good while shedding light on the determination of migrants and the dangers they face while trying to cross the border

[thedeviljudges]

[olivierassayas]

[diegoandgael]

♬♬♬

[louly23]

Shoutout to fat girls in the summertime. Shoutout to fat girls who wear jeans even though it’s 90 degrees because they don’t like the way their legs look. Shoutout to fat girls who wear a t-shirt to swim because they don’t like the way people look at their stretch marks. Shoutout to fat girls that only wear dresses with sleeves because they don’t like that their arms aren’t perfectly proportioned. Shoutout to fat girls who wear cardigans with button-downs because they don’t like the spaces between the buttons buckling because of their boobs. Shoutout to fat girls who don’t care about any of that stuff and wear whatever they want. Shoutout to fat girls who don’t want to care about that stuff, but do anyway. Shoutout to fat girls who have to work very hard everyday not to care about that stuff. Shoutout to all fat girls in the summertime. You’re all absolutely fantastic and you’re doing fine. Be patient with yourself, you deserve it.

[hewrotesins]

i live for this look

[sexy-svetlana94-deactivated2014]

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

[lesbian-moon-gf]

the scent is called petrichor

[vivanlosancestros-deactivated20]

This is my absolute favorite smell

[cartnsncreal]

[toocooltobehipster]

[bettsfic]

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

[bambi-sass]

I work in a cake shop and I have to check all orders for delivery before they get sent out, my first shift involved me bringing out a huge 10 inch cake that weighed at least 13 pounds with the words ‘FUCKITY BYE!’ In capitals and attached was a gift message of ‘smell ya later Louise’

[asdfghjkl-everything]

when you date a baker :v

[alksdjaslkfdalsk]

same, khadgar.

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