fifty shades of red

A FERRARI LOVE STORY 🏎️ critics are raving: "problematic" "a raging hot dumpster fire" "dangerously romanticizes abusive relationship dynamics" "red is a nice color"

[inadarkhallway]

kinda feel like MBS shouldn't be let around people idk

[race-week]

Steward’s Reasoning for Tsunoda/Norris decision

Car four [Norris] was making an overtaking move on car 22 [Tsunoda],

Car 22 made a number of changes of direction which ultimately resulted in car 4 having to go off track to avoid a collision.

In doing so, Car 22 also effectively forced Car 4 off the track.

The driver of Car 4 overtook Car 22 off track however this occurred because the driver of Car 22 made multiple moves defending his position against car four.

Had Car 22 not made those moves, Car 4 would have overtaken it without going off track but moved off track to avoid contact with Car 22.

Further, the Driving Standards Guidelines provide that if a car is ‘forced off” (which was effectively what occurred here) it is not considered to have exceeded track limits.

Whilst technically the overtake took place off track, we determine in view of the above, to take no further action.

[vro0m]

NO MORE DRS TRAINS

[inadarkhallway]

omg next season feels like such an unknown in a thrilling but terrifying way? so much more than the last new set of regs

goodbye drs, i'll miss the hats

[non-binary-tomato]

In the middle of the race my mum out of all people walked in on me watching the race sits down next to me and after a brief silence asks:

"Where is Brad Pitt?"

Get the fuck out

[inadarkhallway]

your mom is objectively hilarious

[inadarkhallway]

Are you 40😭

Nah why

[inadarkhallway]

antis are fake f1 fans

toxicity is an issue in F1 fandom. we all make the culture so I would like to take this one moment to aggressively say FUCK YOU GTFO to all the antis and whiners.

sure have opinions about liking or disliking drivers based on personality or whatever, but retain a modicum of perspective. so and so is spoiled, so and so didn't work for it, so and so doesn't deserve whatever position he got? FORMULA ONE ISNT SOLELY ABOUT THE DRIVERS YOU POTATO CHIP. It's a team sport. You're a parody. If all you care about is how much you personally like or dislike a driver, I think you should know that your opinion is stupid and gross.

The only time I think about this type of "FaN" is when I happen to see one of their sharts of a thought under the f1 tag, or when I hear that a driver has been getting intense negativity from onliners for no real reason. I always go "ew" and then forget about it because I have better things to think about, eg the bit of lint on my shirt. But today I happened to see quite a number of "[driver] kys" type vibes so figured I'd indulge in a rare bit of hateration :) to the people who i am addressing in this post, i whisper into your soul: you are stinky

[inadarkhallway]

Hamilton tells his engineer to stop replying unnecessarily. "Understood." Hamilton: "STOP CONFIRMING" sigh

[inadarkhallway]

breaking news: Ferrari coms still The Worst

Early on, told Hamilton he'd gone off twice at turn 2 iirc. Lewis said to tell him the first time, obv pissed. Then he gets the black & white flag... Ferrari waits MANY LAPS TO INFORM HIM THIS??

Doesnt seem like sports psychology, seems like Ferrari needs intensive marriage counseling ffs

[inadarkhallway]

Juan Pablo Montoya eyeing Zak Brown like he wants to drag him into a bar and interrogate him on his stupid choices 😂

[inadarkhallway]

I was wondering if there was contact but sounds like the tire just had enough

[inadarkhallway]

Oh yeah so did Stroll stroll into ....who was it, Hadjar?

[ef-1]

this fucking racing suit for porche... @f1 what do you even do

[inadarkhallway]

Oh that's why they're not televising porche supercup anymore? It goes too hard?

[inadarkhallway]

What song was just playing in the background, anyone know?

[inadarkhallway]

Carlos, in complete seriousness: oh no!

Me:

[inadarkhallway]

I'd love to see each one of Yuki's offs. wondering if he's struggling to keep that car in 5th... Ant's not exactly breathing on his neck but maybe some psychological pressure too?

[inadarkhallway]

i like the rainbow kitty track, v pretty

[inadarkhallway]

everyone else: pits, loses ~5 positions

Max: pits, loses 0 positions