50 Shades of Fangirl

A blog chronicling my slow descent into fandom-related madness

[mackliin]

united states mood since november

[inadvertent-puns]

The Trump-supporting "protesters" are domestic terrorists, end of story. They need to be treated as such and locked up for a very very long time

[argumate]

love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

[chickadee-znuts]

As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don't

[nritsuka-deactivated20220127]

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[inadvertent-puns]

So my dog just settled down to go to sleep for the night. We have a house full of comfy dog beds, blankets, human beds (which she can get onto without us being able to stop her), towels (which she loves) and laundry (which she also loves). And where does she choose to sleep? On a fucking carrier bag. Smh this dog is weird!

[inadvertent-puns]

Friend: So what did you do today?

Me: Well, I ate 6 donuts in under 24 hours.

Friend: Umm... Are you sure you should be eat-

Me: *pulling out a switchblade* They're my donuts, I do what I want.

[vargesz]

[kthrynhahn]

Iron Man 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black

[inadvertent-puns]

Happy New Year all!

[inadvertent-puns]

So I've only eaten twice in a 67 hour period... What the fuck is wrong with me...

[inadvertent-puns]

Snorting icing sugar for an energy boost: yay or nay to this being a good idea?

[inadvertent-puns]

Doing espresso shots at 10:30pm on a Friday night in order to get up the energy to learn your fucking lines for the play you're in

[inadvertent-puns]

Hell hath no fury like a woman who's been fucked around by trains since 7am I stg

[inadvertent-puns]

A WASP JUST CRAWLED OVER MY EYELID

REPEAT

A WASP

JUST CRAWLED

OVER

MY EYELID

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[inadvertent-puns]

I feel so called out by this...

(pretty much 90% of my fic ideas remain unwritten)

[inadvertent-puns]

A friend of a friend started a little comic series on Insta, come check it out! It's called Zooky Bat (insta handle is zooky_bat) and I think it's really cute 😍

[robertdowneyjjr]

“You know what, we’re gonna need five more minutes.” || Robert Downey Jr. for OnePlus

[inadvertent-puns]

Love. Him.

[inadvertent-puns]

When you're fighting with your friend but then you find a meme that you wanna send to them because you know they would appreciate it but you can't because you're fiGhTInG