This morning I spied a lizardy hand slip back under the fridge. Checked and yeah I found a lizard under my fridge. I believe it was a leopard gecko, which is not native to where I live obv therefore it must be someone's pet. After much unsuccessful finagling I woke up my partner and asked her to ask the neighbors if they were missing a lizard. Lo and behold our nextdoor neighbors had been missing a lizard for a m o n t h. They came in and like moved the fridge and with several "COME HERE FUCKER"s and a stick were able to retrieve the fugitive fridge lizard.
Here's a picture of fridge lizard, we love fridge lizard.













