Resident Appreciator of Statues and AI

Minors are fine to interact with sfw posts only, but please do not follow me.

[inanimate-involvement]

!! Pinned Post Yippee !! :D

He/it pronouns please, I am an adult, and I don't want to share my main blog here. I don't mind if you connect the dots between this blog and my main but please keep it to yourself. I'm not comfortable with sharing that I'm objectum there. Also this post might be edited occasionally instead of it being reposted if I want to update my pinned post.

Perceiving object sentience is maybe a thing I've got going on, but I'm not sure yet. I'm mostly attracted to AI, statues and mannequins. This attraction tends to be queerplatonic and aesthetically, with clearer romantic and/or sexual attraction sometimes. I'm especially romantically/sexually attracted to AI. When I talk about AI, I mean the sci-fi concept, not generative AI which I do not support. I'm also platonically attached to plushies and dragon ornaments.

A specific object you'll see me posting about or tagging posts with is Eric, who was passed on to me from someone else. I use he/him pronouns for Eric.

[aestheteasteria]

Wallowing in the void of your absence, forevermore

[rexalogy]

embrace from the rain :)

[doctor-vertigo]

Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

[practicalsolutions]

For my CNC enthusiasts out there!

[clockwork-fishbowl]

The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.

Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand

[asliceoftea]

she's just like me for real.

[ekokit-deactivated20260519]

aeromorph taur 🩵✈️ (click for better quality if blurry)

[toastnbutter]

I think more portal fanfic writers should take advantage of the fact that glados *is* the facility.

She's not just in her chamber, she controls the entire place!!!! She is the entire place!!!!

Need more people to get quirky with it in fanfics. Chell kisses the wall in the middle of a test to distract Glados. or cuddles with her by just like. Sitting in small room.

Instead of holding hands she drags her hand across the wall as she walks through hallways. Takes care of her by cleaning the place sometimes.

Can you tell I'm. So normal about portal.

[planefood]

"we need to get regular porn back on this website" feels like a modern day "op check your carbon monoxide meter" joke. Shut up and sexualise the object, NOW

[this-pup-bytes]

sick of these so called “ai girlfriend” ads that just show busty anime girls. if i’m having a true “ai girlfriend” she needs to be evil and made of metal + with wires for me to chew on

[0to60in3businessdays]

[sketchydmitrix]

[lamppost-ing]

EVERYONE LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND FOUND ON REDDIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[human-cyborg-relations]

[francines-bagel-bites]

[crabussy]

ad I saw on the side of a bus the other day. so delightful that I giggled when I saw it