Ina

Jason and Cullen girlie first, human second

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Jason figured it out? Jason?! This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

[inarae]

This is extra funny cause Manny’s name in the show is also Jason

[mintaii]

wanted to continue exploring this gothic fantasy bats thing from a little while back

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

[crunchy-wildleaf]

I desperately need an AU where no one tells Damian he's Bruce's son.

They all assume that he already knows, because he always gets called The Son of The Bat, but Damian ends up thinking he's Jason's son. Why? Because Jason is the only other one around the league who has a bat print on their shirt.

Who always keeps wanting to have custody battles with Talia? Jason. Who guards him around? Jason. Who is literally always around, except for Talia? Jason.

When he does end up needing to go to Gotham, Damian probably just assumes he needs to go to his other, slightly better (Jason's words), grandfather for training just like with Ra's. Jason did, somehow, along the way feed into this, making jokes that he doesn't know Damian actually believed.

So obviously, when Jason leaves him on the porch Pre Red Hood identity reveal, the first thing that comes out of Damian's mouth when he first met Bruce was:

Damian: I am the Red Hood's son.

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: Okay, so I wasn't expecting that..

Damian: I was sent by my mother, Talia Al Ghul to train under you.

Dick: Huh. Okay, so I did expect that. Slightly.

They only test Damian for Talia's blood, and bada bing bada boom, he's hers. Bruce tries to call up Talia for this, and she only laughs on the other line. They do still keep Damian around, reluctantly training him for Robin. Dick was only glad Talia had moved on her "beloved".

Later, after Jason's identity reveal, Bruce revels in being a grandfather only for him to look confused and go:

Jason: What do you mean you're a grandfather? No offense, but Dickie doesn't seem like the type to have kids. Same with Tim. Doesn't seem like a Teen dad to me.

Bruce, slightly concerned: What about Damian?

Jason: What about him?

Dick: Isn't he your son?

Jason: ..No? He's Bruce's. Why would you think I sent him- Oh.

In short, Damian has the hardest revelation of his life later in the batcave as they try another DNA test. Jason is laughing hard in the corner, hardly breathing

[vroomvroombeepboop]

These silly guys as random ao3 tags I found

[dreamlandbarnes]

[incorrectbatfam]

I'm curious, reblog this telling me the Gotham City of your country

[inarae]

Prince Albert, Saskatchewan or Winnipeg, Manitoba or East Hastings Vancouver, British Columbia

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: When I was a young man, there's no need to feel down.

Jason: I said young man, my father took me to town.

Damian: Are you trying to combine the Y.M.C.A. song with My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade? Because that does NOT work. It's like trying to put Skittles and M&Ms in the same bowl. The flavors are wrong together.

Dick: There's no need. To. Join. The black parade.

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.

Stephanie: I relate to Tinker Bell because she needs attention or she dies.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Resume the mission, Robin. And do not say or do anything an eight-year-old boy would not say or do. Feel free to consult the script I’ve prepared.

Robin!Dick: Okay, but it’s a little stilted. "I am feeling trepidation at the prospect of a parentless existence?" No kid talks like that.

Bruce: Those lines were lifted verbatim from my boyhood diary.

[soninababuina]

[fishfission-dc]

Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 10: Alfred)

<<Part 9: Barbara 

[Masterlist]

Alfred: Actually, I have prepared something I would like you all to see.

Bruce: Oh lord…

[collective sigh]

Alfred: I have noticed that many of you are electing not to return used dishes to their proper location to be washed. 

Keep reading

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

[bigscaryd]

Headcanon: Jimmy is immune to yellow-ring constructs because he doesn't experience fear.

[nyukaart]

Sillies

[frownyalfred]

I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

[yaayayyayaya-deactivated2025120]

40 years old, multiple kids, injured and is completely sober. The feeling embarrassment left him a LONG time ago

[jasontoddschildbearinghips]

I like to imagine Martha and Johnathan did not know who Bruce Wayne was, like as a public figure when they met him in person. In fact, they knew him for years as just “Clark’s friend”.

One day Martha just goes “Johnathan! Clark’s friend is on the television! Oh . . . oh, my! I’ve been offering this man hand-me-downs for five years!”

[inarae]

Happy birthday my beloved