Do you have some yakuza! Wakasa headcanons? <3
i'm not gonna take this seriously HAHAHA but it'll turn serious into chaotic into shinwaka fluff
yakuza!wakasa headcanons <3 ft. shinwaka
— as the leader, he sets an example to his members; quiet, reserved, and very smart. (he's actually very stupid but we don't talk about that.)
— his hands are clean, meaning he lets his underlings do the killing for him. but most of everything happening underworld, is his doing.
— he pushes the girls away at every bar he owns. nobody knows why but shinichirou does.
— uses the heels of his high heels to deepen the wounds on his enemy.
— "i hate people" in the morning, "shin-chan where are you i need your hug" in the evening
— no member of the yakuza knows what he's thinking, not even if he wants iced or hot coffee
— he still trips on his high heels. everyday.
— he probably takes 2 cigarettes per day, shinichirou will scold him if he exceeds the maximum amount of cigs shinichirou allows him to take every day. it annoyed him at first but he got used to it...or he's too scared for the punishment (he received it once, and he'll never want to obtain it again)
— from the "white leopard" to the "blood-stained leopard" (shinichirou calls him ube-cheese leopard)
— the only one he can rely on is shinichirou. benkei's in another country and they have no contact with him anymore and takeomi's nowhere to be seen.
— the only person he's scared off is shinichirou. really, shin acts more like the boss rather than wakasa
— no coffee = bad mornings
— his hair is dry from all the dyeing.
— who says he doesn't wear a dress? ok, no one. he wears a dress. and he has this specific favourite because it perfectly shows the tattoo on his chest, arms, and back. and yes, those trendy silk dresses that reach the floor are his favourite. and always in purple. he sometimes forces- i mean persuades shinichirou to join him in parties and meetings wearing a figure-hugging black button-up and a purple silk vest to compliment him. (and oh my, nothing happened after that...)
— he once choked on an orange during a very important meeting.
— the earring he's wearing was a pair, but he saved the other one for his favourite person. you don't need to guess who he gave it to when he was sixteen. shinichirou lost it because of mikey and he went all over japan just to find a new one and give the other to shin. but they didn't find the specific pair and commissioned a jeweller to make a specific one with the finest quality. (he didn't care how much was it, he just wanted to give it to shin.)
