[asian-men-x]

[water-shuriken]

I did it! I found the realest NPC in the game!

[retrogamingblog]

A local newspaper got duped by fanart and reported that Pokemon Gun is coming to the switch  😂

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[61below]

Yeet the geese

[scruffyturtlesarchives-blog]

GROOKEY GANG RISE UP

[gaypeopletwitter]

[paulthebukkit]

Art in its purest form

[incandesceme]

ariana in 7 rings:

[retrogamingblog]

Grass Pokemon by LeapHere

[alrauneking-deactivated20190519]

[incandesceme]

what a dead site lol

[theocseason4]

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I want to watch the whole thing.

[isaiahenvy]

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

[lubricates]

Love this woman

[luc-iddreaming-deactivated20231]

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

[lost-lil-kitty]

It’s really quick and easy to rate the app and is something tumblr can’t hide from or ignore because anyone they wish to do advertisement business with in the future will see!

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

Me still seeing porn on my dash on December 17th

[alexander]

Me looking through my laundry bin to find a dry piece of clothing to wipe the cum off my chest and face after mastrubating at 2am

[blueberryuserboxes]

[lawfulneurotic]

*but not on the 17th cause I gotta protest

[incandesceme]

catch me spam reblogging all my personal nsfw stuff because i need as much validation as i can get before i lose it all in two days