[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

[no-rx]

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

[stimcourseisanevilbastard]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[bipeoplearentyourpawns]

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

[cottaqecore]

sara toufali

[thother]

[ina-gartens-weave]

video ive been thinking about for days

[ranthaven]

“All of us don’t have the same eyes” is my key takeaway here. This is 100 percent correct.

[stefanpurple]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Nobody in this game has any chill

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He is but you would not believe how little relevance that has to the case

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[jame7t]

hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[festeiro]

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dotty-literati]

"Dodge this."

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.