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# incorrect anne with an e quotes 

[incawae]

diana: now it’s your turn anne, tell us your secret

anne: okay.. uh, i might have a crush on gilbert

cole: anne, he said a secret.

[incawae]

gilbert: i want to show you picture from last night that really upset me.

anne: okay, but in my defense, jerry bet me $10 I couldn’t drink a whole bottle of shampoo.

gilbert: that’s not what I wanted to- wait, you drank shampoo?!

[incawae]

anne: i poisoned someone’s drink, but i forgot which one…

diana: you did WHAT!?!

gilbert: (spits out drink)

cole: the way this dinner’s going, i hope it’s mine.

jerry: (chugs drink)

[incawae]

gilbert: okay I’m back

moody: good, billy's arm is broken because diana and anne drunk again. by the way ruby is unconscious..

gilbert: i was gone for 5 minutes…

[hihizz-deactivated20250716]

Jerry: I have a totally soft girlfriend

Gilbert traumatized after the talk with Diana in the train: You have another girlfriend that I don’t know about?

[incawae]

diana: gilbert, i know you are in love with anne.

gilbert, internally: act dumb.

gilbert: who’s gilbert?

gilbert, internally: not that dumb!!

[incawae]

ruby: i wish i had the ability to make boys really nervous.

anne: [holding a really sharp knife usually does the trick]

gilbert: as a boy, i can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

[incawae]

anne, struggling with a zipper: gilbert, can you help me with this new dress?

gilbert: of course, dear.

--

anne: UP, GILBERT!

gilbert: oh. oh, of course.

[incawae]

diana, to jerry: i love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so i can hear you breathe.

anne, to gilbert: i recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why i can’t fucking sleep

[incawae]

anne: if poison goes bad, is it more or less poisonous?

marilla: i thought i told you to go to sleep!

[incawae]

anne: do you guys blow on your food when it’s too hot or do you just hasafashafsas until you can chew it?

jerry: oh, hasafashafsas for sure, i’m not a coward

[incawae]

diana: i'm pretty but tough, like a diamond. or beef jerky in a ballgown

jerry: what does that MEAN

[incawae]

anne: you can say 'have a nice day', no problem.

anne: but you can't say 'enjoy the next twenty-four hours' and not have it sound vaguely threatening.

gilbert: ... carrots, it's 3am.

[incawae]

[anne and gilbert at the fair]

gilbert: what do you want?

anne, under his breath: you.

gilbert: what?

anne: y-yellow. i said yellow.

gilbert: that's not an ice cream flavour...

[incawae]

anne: if you have ten bars of chocolate and someone takes away half, what do they have?

jerry: a broken hand.

[incawae]

diana: for my birthday party, we will all dress as something we love. what are you guys gonna come as?

ruby: myself.

jerry: a chicken nugget.

anne: my bed.

gilbert: anne.

diana: okay stop, idea cancelled.

[incawae]

anne: i noticed we've slowly started to phase the 'b' out of our bromance.

gilbert, down on one knee, ring still out: i mean yeah, i guess...