Incorrect-Quacknoblade-Quotes

in no way is any of this targeted at the CCs. If even one fucking CC sees this shit I will one, probably cry, and two, delete both this blog and my life. also this is all a joke- im just vibeing. nothing is explicitly romantic and nothing is sexual, all of this can be perceived as platonic.

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just a heads up: cursing is spelt without an e. so anyone who blocks tags to avoid it could still see yours. not tryna be rude just wanna help :)

ahh thank ya kindly. im terrible at spelling so i didn't notice. thank you! 

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Quackity: Okay, I have a plan but I need some help.

Phil: *spins wheel* Techno, it's your turn.

Technoblade: Dammit-

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Quackity: Hey tech, want a tarot reading?

Techno: These are pokemon cards.

Quackity: Oh look, you got Magikarp! it means fuck you.

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Quackity: *mindlessly flirting with Technoblade*

Techno: *actually flirts back*

Quackity:

Techno:

Quackity:

Techno: You're not gonna say anything?

Quackity, shrilly: I don't know! I didn't think I'd get this far!

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Technoblade: We all have our demons.

Technoblade: *puts his hand on Quackitys shoulder*

Technoblade: This one’s mine.

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Technoblade: I have a new cape.

Quackity: WE have a new cape. 

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Wilbur: “Uh.... Why is the kitchen on fire?”

Tommy: Quackity was trying to teach Technoblade how to cook.

*Muffled clattering and cursing*

Tommy: “It’s, uh.... It’s not going so good.”

[inccorect-quacknoblade]

hello :)

halo!

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Oh I forgot about that

Better than some others, still feel iffy about it but thank you for at least acknowledging their boundaries!

mhm!

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Why are you shipping cc’s who are uncomfortable with it?

please refrince my bio :) 

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Fundy: This is a uwu free zone.

Fundy: Anyone who says UwU or OwO is under arrest for crimes against humanity. 

Hbomb: Cwimes against huwumanity

Fundy, quietly: I will break your fingers. 

Quackity: dis mowotal vessel us owonly a shell of the howorrers within

Techno, sighing and reddying his rocket launcher:

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Quackity, pretending to roll down a window of a car: What seems to be the problem officer?

Technoblade:

Quackity:

Technoblade: Get the fuck off my horse 

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Quackity: What’s the name of the man who lives two houses down?

Technoblade: His cats’ names are Walter and Rose.

Quackity: That’s... not what I asked.

Technoblade: That is the only information I have.

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Philza: It's nice that you're helping teach techno English, but can you not do it in vine references?

Quackity: I have no clue what you're talking about.

Technoblade, in the distance: Soy una mala perra, no puedes matarme pero!

(I USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE DONT @ ME)

translation is “Im a bad bitch, you cant kill me!” 

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Quackity, in an empty room: *sneezes*

Techno with a invis pot: bless you

Quackity, looking around: God??

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how Quackity SHOULD'VE asked techno out

Quackity: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DATE

technoblade: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Quackity:

Technoblade, who did not think at ALL when answering: ....Wait

[inccorect-quacknoblade]

technoblade: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work.

technoblade: So instead, I have Phil, tommy, and quackity periodically text me “We need to talk” to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.