Inception Fic Rx

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[teacuphuman09]

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Bunk Fic Friday Week 6: Bon Appétit

Last Bunk Fic Friday post for this Inceptiversary! Heed the warnings!

Imprints Itself by @rasyya​

Summary: Arthur is busy.

Really fucking busy; he has one more exam to give, and five to grade, and the English professor really, really should be concentrating on the sheaves of papers spread in front of him, but—he can’t.

He can’t because he’s in a fucking tea-room, trying not to stare at the server sitting a few tables away shoving an éclair inelegantly into his mouth and using his black apron to brush the crumbs off of his big, broad, heavy hands.

this time I'm not leaving without you by plainjane8

Summary: Arthur has been to this bar before.

Corked by homesickblues (wispyoongi)

Summary:

Bordeaux, so like Paris and yet so unlike any other place in the world in its narrow streets and soft-cornered architecture, casts romantic hues against his window, draping long, finger-like shadows through the length of his flat.

He traces them with hooded eyes and thinks about impossible things: impossible people, impossible foods, impossible chefs and the impossible pleasure they get out of torturing innocent sommeliers.

***

The one where Arthur's the new sommelier at a world-class French restaurant and Eames is the famous chef who makes Arthur's life impossible.

Teacups note: GRAPHIC SIDE CHARACTER DEATH NOT IN TAGS but still an excellent fic

Cupcaking by @coffeecupandcorgi​

Summary: Arthur’s NaNoWriMo novel is driving him crazy, and the cupcakes he baked for the first Queer Straight Alliance meeting of the year have come out all wonky. Can Eames come beta one?

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Wednesday Hump Day Week 6: Bon Appétit

Take care of yourselves and heed all warnings. I hope you’ve enjoyed our Wednesdays together!

I've Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York) by @gyzym

Summary: Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.

If You Like Making Love At Midnight by sarahyyy

Summary: Eames calls him darling. He writes his phone number on Arthur's coffee cup every morning. He asks Arthur out every other day. He has been sending Arthur so many saucy winks his eyes hurt. How the ever-loving fuck can Arthur not know that Eames is interested?

Weekly Routine by adara

Summary: On weekdays he always got a perfectly brewed cup of tea every morning, to-go cups every day but Wednesday for the last three years. The Saturday morning shuffling in had started a few weeks back. So now part of their weekly routine involved Arthur making an overly caffeinated sugary hangover remedy in a cup without question.

Or, the one in which Barista!Arthur and his favorite regular have an eventful Saturday.

The Point by @my-citrus-pocket

Summary: Arthur wants to make a point.

His job as a lawyer for Cobb Architectural Design has led him to places all around the globe and his need for caffeinated beverages has made him visit coffee shops in the strangest places one can imagine. Arthur hasn’t found one he’d call perfect. It’s a challenge, as his job isn’t anymore.

Sugar Rush by @madbrilliant84

Summary: Eames has always loved cake. All his good memories are somehow connected to it. Arthur has no opinion on cake. Until he moves into the flat above Eame's bakery…

you're the sugar to my high by @scribblscrabbl-blog

Summary: A bakery AU.

In which life and love are never so simple as making a perfect croissant.

Fire on the Tongue by @versions91 

Summary: They’re dining out on Saito’s dime, so to speak, and the sky is the credit limit.

eames on food by @duckgirlie

Summary: Arthur is a massive food network fan, and Eames is their newest superstar.

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Bunk Fic Friday Week 5: Travel

Hearken thee admonitions!

The Penis of Eames by @kedgeree11​

Summary: Arthur is an archaeologist. Eames is the spirit of a giant 500-year-old stone penis.

Best Way To Cure A Hangover Series by @pinkys-creature-feature​

Summary: Yusuf tries to help Ariadne out when she's hung over after a "Flatliner Friday". He might have made a slight mistake when mixing his compound.

General Relativity by @scribblscrabbl-blog​

Summary: This isn’t a glitch, it’s a reset, the second chance he knew better than to hope for but hoped for anyway like a fever he couldn’t sweat out. It’s the universe telling him that if he does it right, he’ll pay his debts and then some, because he can keep the story from ending here. He can save the story. And to save the story, he needs to save the hero.

A new life by @kate2kat​

Summary:Eames is sick of dreamshare. Could he and Arthur start a new life? They take a trip to France and make a change.

I say muchos gracias and adios (bye bye) by Popeee

Summary: It’s fleeting at first; a barely-there brush of lips, amidst a fumbling of keycards and cases.

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Wednesday Hump Day Week 5: Travel

Preste atención a las advertencias.

Impasse by nekare

Summary: Creation and destruction is fluid in the dreaming. When something falls into pieces, it can become something new before it hits the ground. This fact is etched into Arthur’s brain, always there in the forefront of his mind, but it is only lately that he has begun to think of Eames in the same terms.

Born Ready by @theroguehuntress​

Summary: Arthur's supposed to be finding his soulmate, but he's tired of each day repeating again and again, trapping him in an endless loop of Thursdays.

A Forger’s Guide to Hacking History by liternee109

Summary: Arthur was used to tall tales and lies that could never dream about being even close to true. That was until he found a man ridiculous enough to pull them off.

A Unified Theory of You by Ler

Summary: Arthur meets the woman called Ariadne when he is twelve, she is old and they've been married for about three decades.

helium shores by @rudimentaryflair​

Summary: The others have left already, gone to start new lives or return to old ones. In front of him, the carousel slows to a stop; Arthur feels it then, that change in the air, in his chest, his bones, his being. Something ended. Something started. His hands clench around the straps of his bag, and he breathes in, out.

“So,” Eames says from beside him, “where to now?”

All the Lonely People by TheVioletHour (TinternAbbey)

Summary: Eames is a down-on-his-luck chauffeur who falls in love at first sight with Arthur, the man he drives to the airport. When Arthur leaves behind a mysterious briefcase, Eames is determined—with the help of his cat grooming roommate Yusuf—to track him down and return it, even if it means driving two thousand miles to find him.

[Dumb and Dumber AU, but with somewhat less stupidity and more dreams.]

[teacuphuman09]

Hey there, Inception Fandom! I hope you're all having a great time and basking in all the new content!

I have one small request for everyone: Please remember that for our fandom creators and our event mods, this is not their full time job. They have responsibilities and commitments outside the world of fandom.

So of you're waiting on a mod to contact you about a prize or a request, or if you're waiting on a creator to produce that prize, please be patient. They're doing these things out of the goodness of their hearts and their love of fandom. Be patient, be kind, be appreciative.

Have fun!

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Bunk Fic Friday Week 4: Rare Pairs

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These Dreams Series by @pinkys-creature-feature

Summary: Ariadne dreams of Mal after inception. In her dreams Mal is dangerous and at first frightens her. She’s dominate, fierce, and beautiful. Ari can’t resist her dreams anymore.

leave me out with the waste by fitz_y

Summary: Arthur had thought he never wanted to see Nash again.

nothing ventured by @ictus 

Summary: Eames may be a terrible thief, but Yusuf is an equally terrible mark.

Running Headlong into the Night by @eternalsojourn

Summary: Mal is a socialite in 1920's Paris. Eames is a con man of less than ideal means. Both fans of decadent living, they hold pleasure in highest regard, for each other and for the finer things in life. Mal helps Eames to pass as a socialite and together they fleece Paris's elite.

The Eames Sessions by LaMaldita

Summary: When the usual model for her Life Drawing class is out sick, Ariadne finds herself faced with a new, very gorgeous, very English model who seems hell-bent on making her squirm. Set before the events of Inception.

Shooting Blind by @re-crudescence​

Summary: He's a bullet of a boy, hard and small and dangerous. Robert Fischer has the potential to wreak so much havoc, but at least now it's only the kind of havoc controlled by other people.

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Wednesday Hump Day Week 4: Rare Pairs

Eadhay ethay arningsway!

In Somnis Veritas by @ciircee

Summary: Once the distracting business of incepting Fischer passes, Ariadne's excited to talk dream theory to someone who will listen. In discovering dreams, she also discovers something real.

Trust by @pinkys-creature-feature​

Summary: Ariadne gives Yusuf a shave.

You Deserve Beautiful Things by QueenThayet

Summary: What if Ariadne met Mal when she started grad school in Paris, and pretended to be Mal's girlfriend to help her avoid being hit on by Dom Cobb? And then she didn't marry Cobb and get incepted into killing herself.

New (and same as before) by @ghostycas​

Summary: 

But when he opened the door, he saw Arthur, who smiled softly, and passed over a box. It was wrapped in green paper with a geometric print, with a bow and everything.

Dom held it. “For me?”

Arthur snorted. “No, idiot.”

Indoor Picnic (Because It Rhymes With Dick Pic) by @pinkys-creature-feature​

Summary: Eames makes Ariadne's first time a memorable experience.

Sharing Is Caring by theleaveswant

Summary: Inspired by the Text From Last Night "Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?"

The Faults You Left Behind by @osamakes​

Summary: The first time Saito dreams about Robert Fischer, he wakes to the cool darkness of his bedroom with his hand stretched out to empty air and the memory of murmured words echoing in the quiet hush. His heart beats fast beneath his ribs and he can hear the controlled, sighing in and out of his own breath.

Gift of a Smile by Quadratur

Summary: Saito ponders the ramifications of inception and its repercussions, and has a little chat with Eames about beautiful men and their smiles.

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Bunk Fic Friday Week 3: In Peril

Heedy-weedy the taggy-waggies!

And in the Morning Head for Home by SinOfPride

Summary: Sliding down into a dream was always disorienting, but this time Arthur knew something had gone wrong. He couldn't shake off the knowledge that there was something he'd forgotten, something his own mind didn't want him to remember.

Being grounded in reality had always defined Arthur but when denial has run its course, dreams could give him a way out he'd never needed before.

All the Rules to Break by foxxcub

Summary: A notorious serial killer returns after a three-year hiatus, reminding Detective Arthur Moss of the infamous case he couldn't close. But when the FBI becomes involved, Arthur is forced to work side-by-side once again with Special Agent Daniel Eames, a man who knows Arthur better than Arthur himself will ever admit. Both men must confront their past and heal old wounds in order to bring a psychopath to justice.

For You the War Is Over by maybe77

Summary: Historical AU. Eames is an RAF pilot shot down in German-occupied France during World War II; Arthur is the French resistance fighter who finds him. There is a happy ending.

Nothing Better Than a Bad Idea by @teacuphuman09​

Summary: Five times Eames talks Arthur into sex and one time he doesn't have to.

Nine Ten by Tabi_essentially

Summary: A new compound is going around, cut with a street drug called "Nine Ten," which causes injuries and sickness in dreams to manifest in the waking world. When Eames disappears on a job while forging a drug addict, Arthur goes searching for him. They both end up on the wrong side of the compound, and naturally, on the wrong side of the people forcing it on unwilling dreamers.

Psycho Heroes Series by @fiamac​

Eames and Arthur aren't what you would call typical, and neither is their love story. Before they can enjoy their happily ever after, they must weather years of blood, pain, tears -- at times their own, but mostly that of others. Here's how it all happens. Series will hop and skip around, from the time they first meet to life after inception, including all kinds of moments between and beyond. Canon-compliant, in case that matters to you.

Ghost In The Machine by Tabi_essentially

Summary: When a man dies while using the PASIV, his last visions get recorded on the machine, forcing everyone who uses it to experience his death. Dom, Mal, and Arthur call Eames to rural New York in October to help them study an apparently haunted PASIV.

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Wednesday Hump Day Week 3: In Peril

Tags are to be Heeded!

Turn for the Worse by @deinvatiwrites​

Summary:Sure, Eames was late. But he was never this late.

In which we watch Arthur go into a totally normal and appropriate panic spiral when his completely platonic co-worker-and-nothing-else doesn't report for work one morning.

Chase the Match by @teacuphuman09​

Summary: Arthur's an adrenaline junkie

Fast Shuffle (Or: One Time Eames Made His Kidnappers Regret Their Thoughtless Actions and Arthur Helped) by darksylvia

Summary: Eames is a BAMF (and a professional, thank you very much.)

Cupcake: The Awakening by @teacuphuman09​

Summary:The view from a cupcake.

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Bunk Fic Friday Week 2: Found Family

Heed the tags!

Hammered and Screwed by @immoral_crow

Summary: Eames is good with his hands and wears a toolbelt. Arthur appreciates this in a man.

Pretend That You're Alone by osaki_nana_707

Summary: AU. Eames is a burned out university professor who goes to the park for lunch to get away from the chaos of his life. There he meets 16-year-old Arthur and begins to befriend him for his ability to have an intelligent conversation with him. When he discovers the boy is homeless, he decides to take care of him, but things with Arthur get more complicated than he could ever expect.

Schmoop Bomb Series by @toomuchplor @xenakis

Summary:

Ndoto haihadithiwi ~ You can’t name a dream.

- Swahili Proverb

Arthur and Eames are on the verge of giving up mind crime when Cobb convinces Arthur to be his point man on one last job — which rather inevitably goes wrong. Eames is pulled into the mess as Cobb’s simple heist spirals into an attempt on inception. It’s time to stop trespassing on the dreams of others; building a home takes two sets of hands.

Lucky by @earlgreytea68​

Summary:Arthur finds a baby.

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Wednesday Hump Day Week 2: Found Family

As always, heed the tags!

I See France by @toomuchplor

Summary: Arthur likes to think of it as gallantry; Eames mostly just thinks it's cute.

Arthur in Wonderland by @teacuphuman09

Summary: Sometimes Valentine's Day means something more than chocolates and flowers.

Tea & Knitting Series by @amysnotdeadyet

Summary: Arthur runs a tea shop that does custom blends on the fly. Eames designs knitwear. This is how they meet.

Lions and Tigers by @starlingthefool​

Summary:

What were you like as a kid?” Eames asks him.

“Quiet,” Arthur says. “I lived in my head a lot. You?”

“I did too,” Eames replies. “Only I was never quiet about it.”

A story about growing up, sort of.

break your heart to make it bigger by @alakeeffectgirl​

Summary:

"Do you mind if I stop to visit the kids?" Arthur asks.

"Stop to visit?" Dom replies. "You should just stay with us."

(Arthur stays, everyone else shows up as well, and they drink their way through Dom's wine collection.)

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Bunk Fic Friday Week 1: Inception

Get comfy because here are the Week 1 Bunk Fic Friday Recs! Heedeth the tageths!

I Could See for Miles, Miles, Miles by VIII_XIII

Summary:

“This isn’t a hotel.” Eames tried to sit up and gave up before even getting his head off the pillows; he pouted, as though that were a thing for grown men to do, and Arthur merely watched as he then braced his right arm—the one that wasn’t black and blue from wrist to bicep and in a splint on top of that—on the bed and hauled himself into a very slightly more upright position slowly, grimacing as he did.

“No, it’s not a hotel,” Arthur said at last, holding out the mug. Eames took it, looked into it, and frowned deeply at it before dumping the small cocktail of pills it held straight into his mouth. Arthur took the mug back to pour some of the actual tea. “What the hell makes you think I’d take you to an AirBnB?”

“Well, I seem to have awoken in a very twee cabin.”

“Fuck you,” Arthur said, and he set the mug and the pot down a little roughly on the table at the head of the bed and went off to see if the cold snap had hung around long enough for the front steps to need salting.

First He Ate My Heart by @gethporno​

Summary: Five sexual fantasies Eames has about Arthur, and one Arthur has about Eames.

Untitled werewolf fic by AirgiodSLV

Summary: Trust Arthur to know how to handle lycanthropes, just like he knows how to handle bloody everything else.

The IT Crowd by witling

Summary: Eames is unshaven, a little heavy, a little oily, and wearing a shirt unbuttoned at the throat, exposing a lick of dark chest hair. Arthur feels a hot, surging desire to punch him.

Distractions by @songofthe52hertzwhale​

Summary: Arthur is widely regarded as the best Point in the business. He doesn't miscalculate. He doesn't make mistakes.

So when he nearly gets them all dumped headfirst into limbo during the Fischer job, he takes it a little hard.

Naturally, it's all Eames' fault.

[fuckyeahinception]

[fuckyeahinceptionships-blog-blog]

EVERYONE/EVERYONE. How about that.

fuckyeahinception:

Eames throws the best parties.

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Wednesday Hump Day Week 1: Inception

Happy Inceptiversary!!!!!! Let’s get the party started with the Fic Recs for Theme Week 1: Inception! (For your sanity, heed the tags!)

House of Escher by @amysnotdeadyet​ Summary: Arthur doesn't build because he can't not make unreal, surreal mazes.

Simple and Living by @theragnarokd​ Summary: 5 times Eames kept Arthur warm.

Whistle for the Choir by osaki_nana_707 Summary: Most people assumed Arthur had always been the three C's his whole life. Calm, collected, confident. This was not the case.

A Spoonful of Sugar by QueenThayet Summary: Arthur is still annoyed after Eames' little "kick" demonstration for Ariadne.

Smoke, baby by @teacuphuman09 Summary: Eames prepares for Inception.

If I Never See You Again by @deinvatiwrites​ Summary: Eames had plugged in his own IV line countless times. So why was it so difficult this time?

[inceptionficrx]

Hi there! A question about FFlummery: I've filled out the form some time ago but hadn't recieved a recipient info yet, so do I need to just wait some more or..? I just hope that my sign-up hadn't been lost somewhere along the way..

I'm sending the emails today!