#source: personal experience

[heraldofcrow]

You have to sleep in long and lustfully on your days off or at least on one of them. You have to get revenge on the work week by curling up in a ball and snuggling into fluffy blankets.

[gremlinservant]

[Pacing and wondering how to fuck up Helm further and coming to a horrible realization]: oh my god it's depressed and masking. This was not intended. How can I use this

[fivedrinksamy]

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Made this for a discord server I’m in, thought I’d put it here. Remember to be kind to yourself. Yes, even if it’s really funny

[greenapplebling]

Tim: So my massage therapist said-

Jason: Massage??

Tim: It's the only hour on the month that I can relax, shut up

Tim: So anyways, she said "the smallest of perfumes smell the nicest, but they can also be confused with the worst of poisons" and I thought it was kinda cool

Jason:

Jason: *stares at Damian in the other side of the room* hmm

[pianokantzart]

I'll buy the claim that Mario and Luigi never fought, but nothing will convince me that they didn't have verbal tiffs when they first moved into a house of their own and that 90% of them didn't revolve food & the kitchen

[antigonehappy]

all the random committee of public safety drama seems wacky but honestly that's just how it feels when you're on any sort of team trying to run something but also half of you hate each other's guts with a burning passion. like yeah we all want to get vaguely the same thing done but it's rotten work. yes if it's me. especially if it's you.

[incorrecttonks]

*The Tonks’s are on vacation with the Weasley’s*

Bill: *napping*

Charlie, Fred, and George: *throw water on him and run into the ocean*

Bill: *jumps up and chases them. Misses George and belly flops. Bounces off of Fred. Successfully tackles Charlie.*

Tonks: *laughing her ass off*