Incited to Riot

((A RP journal for Gregory Langsdale. For more information about the RP, please visit http://relaxguy.tumblr.com))

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letaupetueur replied to your post: incitedtoriot replied to your post: Alright Do you…

Me and Gregory could do that je suppose but you probablement do not actually want to win, non?

why the fuck not? It ain’t like winning one round will get you off the show, they always pull people back with some extra contract deal. And the more you win, the more spinoffs you can sign for!

Don’t you know how this WORKS?

That does not even make any damn sense, and I will likely regret this, but would you be interested in joining as a member of our team?  We're still in need of one more, and you seem enthusiastic.

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letaupetueur replied to your post: God.

Oui we do not need these other bitches hah unless kenny wants in maybe

Well, we do need two more team mates.  Although I have quite a few people in mind.

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The most effective clothes to wear on a ship are no clothes.

False, and also inappropriate.

As an aside, I'm leaving you with the task of naming our team/crew/ship/whatnot.

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badkittymypotpie replied to your post: God.

I GUESS you can be on mine as long as you don’t wear those silly ass British sailor outfits with the long hats and red coats. Actually that would be pretty fucking hilarious.

What about military regalia screams anything remotely close to 'pirate attire' to you?  And I have no idea why on earth you'd assume that I am falling all over myself to join your team.

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God.

I don't suppose anyone has thought about this team nonsense yet?

Christophe, you're with me, obviously.

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what thats boring as shit

Christophe as secretary of the National Child Labour Committee (for the betterment of humanitarian rights in space) you are required to make a sign.

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lol maths

What.  Maths is a word.

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whatever bitch make me a poster i guess and fine you are not a nerd you are just dumb d’accord.

No you ought to make your own poster that's dishonest otherwise.  No foul language though please since this will probably be on television.

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letaupetueur replied to your post: Has anyone actually attended 'school' this week?

you are a total nerd but i can come protest if i can yell and shit

I am not a nerd this has nothing to do with maths.  But yes having some individuals who can make some noise would be very helpful.

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Has anyone actually attended 'school' this week?

Out of curiosity I mean.  Not that I have any intention of actually attending their stupid classes seeing as they're probably completely pointless but where exactly did this new building come from?  I'm almost positive that I saw one of our old primary school teachers walking about outside of it as well.  The idiot with the puppet?

Regardless this whole thing clearly falls under 'exploitation of children' given our new current ages and even though we are technically under a new set of laws I'm sure that whatever galaxy these people are from have some sort of basic human decency standards.  Alien decency.  I will be organizing a protest outside of the school at 3 PM today to perhaps gain some media attention bring posters and signs if you wish to participate.

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do you need me to come get you fucking hell

No; I am perfectly content sitting here drinkingthis piece of death in a flute glass and having a charming conversation with a two-headed individual who apparently has some sort of flagrant intrst in intergalactic politics.

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God, you’re dense. Just think if one of us wins? The publicity would be awesome, and what if the prize is one wish? You better be nice to me or else I’ll just say: “I wish we’d all go home, except for Gregory who’ll go to Planet Gelgamek.”

One: where on earth is Planet Gelgamek.  Two: not everything in the world involves a damn prize; much less a prize that involves some sort of magical wishes and lamps.  This is not an episode of I Dream of Jeannie.

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OH my god, DAMN you got an early start today. Forget where I am, I should go over there to make sure you don’t make a COMPLETE fool of yourself. And fuck you its not a POODLE. Not everyone was gifted by the Nordic HairGods like YOU, asshole.

It's evening on this inane planety, ou cross-dressing derelict.

God.  Are you honestly, actually shopping for a hairpiece in preparation for this ridiculous awards party?  I hope you realise that we have no idea what this is going to entail or what the dress code is; what exactly are youlooking to accomplish, aside from making an idiot out of yourself?

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Such a fucking lush. Its sad but oddly endearing. I take it you’re going to be smashed for the dragshow then? You know they look down on people who can’t handle their liqueur.

What then, are you horrificallydisappointed that I won't be paying rapt attentin to your failed attempts to dance about with a small poodle glued to your head?

Where exactly are you at now, out of abject curiosity?  The planet of showboating and delusion?

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Would anyone happen to currently be on the planet composed of an obnoxious series of equally obnoxious bars?

Because who ever architected this inane hellhole needs to be promptly fired.  What is the damn purpose of designing each building to look essentially identical, if you are not also going to include a means by which to navigate said identical buildings?    Furthermore, how does a country's economy even support this?  Where are the raw goods supplied from?  This is goddamn ridiculous.

So yes, if anyone is aware of where exactly the spaceport is on Planet Drunken Fiasco, I would greatly appreciate a tip-off.  Until then I will be sampling the various 'house liquors.'

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Will the two of you stop and actually hash out a proper conversation?  This is not going to go particularly well if you can't be in the same room together without spitting out suitably vague insults.

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Planning on shoving your shovel up Churchill’s ass next?

fuck the fuck off

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Are you guys still fighting? Seriously?

fuck the fuck off aussi

For God's sake.  One: Evan, fuck off.  That goes without saying; really you need to acquire some sort of hobby or whatnot.  Try reading a damn book.  Two: Cartman, I still fail to see why the hell you are so concerned with this.  'Curiosity' is still not a valid answer.

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Oh my god it’s like Pretty Pretty Princess, do you guys Remember that game? It was so cool, the black ring was so stupid though. I liked the Purple Jewelry best. That shit was bitchin. Wait, is this wedding real?

Wow.

Yes, please continue to enlighten us on the virtues of Pretty Pretty Princess.  We're all ears.

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So, you wrote embarrassing things about Christophe? Did any of them mention how badly you wanted his French Manmeat? Also, has his love of dirt worn off on you? Is it a kink....

You may want to get the hell out of my inbox before I begin returning the 'favour.'

Yes; no, you idiot, I was thirteen; absolutely not, and no.

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letaupetueur replied to your post: do u hav any secrets u wouldn’t tell christophe?????? what are they???

quoi what the fuck what were they? tell me right now

Absolutely not.  You can fuck off right now if you think that you're going to - once again - take advantage of my complete lack of a filter this week.  It was utterly trite poetry.

God damnit.  For the record again, I was thirteen at the time.  I'm sure you've done far more idiotic things.