idfk

(psst if i say anything you disagree with just know that it's a personal opinion and you don't have to agree, i totally get it)

[incognitokoala]

dragon age awakening monumental for being the only dragon age game wherein you could have three dwarves in the party at the same time

[incognitokoala]

fuck i miss polyvore

[incognitokoala]

thrilled that we're getting to see francesca and michaela's story, lowkey disappointed it's not eloise's season next

[incognitokoala]

side note but i think one of my favourite things in glass onion is when blanc says "oh, 2010, first contact" which either implies that first contact happened in 2010 and people just aren't aware of it OR this is an alternate universe where aliens are just sort of there

[incognitokoala]

on the one hand, the amount i rewatch the knives out movies is lowkey embarrassing

on the other hand, its great discovering new things i didnt notice before.

such as blanc asking 'was there anything else found on the floor?' and jud immediately turning to mila kunis (shit what's her name?) and waiting for her to answer

i.e. not saying the dishonest part out loud

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast

[pieassassin]

I think we don’t acknowledge often enough that rain is literally just clouds falling. Like they just get too heavy for the sky to hold so they fall.

[yourlocaladhder]

"It's ok to disappoint people." has got to be MOST powerful, life changing advice I have ever heard.

[stormlightarchivist]

If your gut reaction to this is "no it's not" I swear, I promise, that disappointing people, particularly disappointing people who have unrealistic, outdated, manipulative, or just plain wrong expectations of you, or versions of you in their head, is better than continually disappointing yourself. Signed, an inveterate people pleaser who FINALLY realized this and made my life almost immediately more authentic and fulfilling by acting upon it.

[gothiccharmschool]

I swear to god my therapist is lurking on tumblr.

[maswartz]

[thebibliosphere]

Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."

Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?

Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.

Fucking, insane.

[lucillewalterblack]

It’s not only on TikTok, it’s also on YouTube and Reddit as a cheap “tell”. Anyone who uses emdashes at all is accused of being an AI bot, because people say that even if writers use them nobody will use one online (because phones don’t use emdashes, so reviews and comments with them are AI.)

It’s a little ridiculous.

[thebibliosphere]

... do people not know if you long hold the dash on a phone it creates an em dash???

I've been working primarily from my phone for over a year. I've written 70k of fiction on my phone using em dashes. I... who... what.

[happybean17]

I can WHAT

. . . OH MY GOD I CAN

— — —

LOOK AT ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL WIVES

ALL THE EM DASHES MY BELOVEDS

bibliosphere I owe you my life

thank you 😭❤️❤️❤️

for the visual learners:

[thebibliosphere]

I'm genuinely jazzed watching everyone in the notes learn how to make em dashes on their phones, lmao.

Go, be free with your beautiful wives 🥹

[incognitokoala]

hey so replaying skyrim and uh if delphine was capable of fighting her way through ustengrav to steal the horn, why the fuck couldn't she go and get the dragonstone herself?

[incognitokoala]

need another dragon age game bc you're telling me they've established werewolves as existing all across thedas but we've never had a werewolf companion? devastating

[incognitokoala]

something something arachne teasing brandy and ending up dead for it something something

something something the capitol dangling the chance for katniss and peeta to both live and then taking it away and getting the rebellion statted in return something something

[incognitokoala]

WHY ARE THOSE THE ONLY OPTIONS???? JUST TRY HIM FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER JESUS CHRISTT

[incognitokoala]

sometimes i think skyrim can no longer surprise me but then i take sven to bleak falls barrow, watch him get speared by a trap about six times in a row, stagger for a minute, and then do a roll and end up right next to me in sneak mode and honestly, i needed that in my life

[writing-prompt-s]

An Elf couple leaves their child with a Human teenager to babysit while they go on a date. When they return the Human is middle aged and the Elf child now sees the Human as their parent.

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Dooley: I think you're a better detective than McKing.

McQueen: Thanks Dooley, that really means a lot. I think you're a better sidekick than Dallas.

Dooley: I don't have her legs, though.

McQueen: Well, no. But if you did that'd be theft, wouldn't it?

[incognitokoala]

thats okay lol ill just date women