321 Penguins as troubled birds quotes (3/?)
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321 Penguins as troubled birds quotes (3/?)
321 Penguins as troubled birds quotes (2/?)
321 Penguins as troubled birds quotes (1/?)
Fidgel: Captain, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Zidgel, standing on a chair: Those are bold words coming from someone standing in lava!
I didn't fuck Midgel. I didn't cum on Midgel. I didn't put my dick anywhere near Midgel. I've never done anything weird with Midgel.
Zidgel
321 Penguins as Vines Part 2!
No one asked for this but here you go anyways.
Zidgel: Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday, so now I take Adderall, haha!
Kevin: I wanna be a cowboy baby... I wanna be a cowboy baby!
Michelle: Get the orange soda, it's amazing!
Jason: Okay, I'll have the strawberry soda.
Midgel: Put Gerard back!
Cavitus: I wanna be a yo-yo man he cried, make me a yo-yo man! But the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing.
Fidgel: Stop, I coulda dropped my croisont!
Zidgel: People say I can't do what I love without college... I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger!
Gandmum: Welp, when life gives you lemons..
Kevin: I'm gonna munch, I'm gonna crunch!
Cavitus: My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush..
Sol: Hey Scotty, Jesus, man!
Zidgel: Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs.
Fidgel: Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.
321 Penguins as Vines!
Midgel: Road work ahead?! Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does..
Kevin: Happy Crimus! It's Crismun! Merry Chrysler!
Fidgel: ... Hi, welcome to Chili's.
Jason: Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Zidgel: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?!
Michelle: It's an avacado... Thaaanks!
Cavitus: Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage!
Jason: Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!
Zidgel: Yo, how much money do you have?
Kevin: 69 cents.
Zidgel: AYE, you know what that means!
Kevin: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets..
Grandmum: Welcome to bible study. We're all children of Jesus.. Kumbaya my Lord!
Michelle: Sleep? I don't know about sleep... It's summertime!
Grandmum: You ain't go to bed?
Michelle: Awe, she caught me.
Midgel: Later mom. What's up? Me and my boys are going to go see Uncle Kracker - GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO!?
Fidgel: That is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of PPUHOEPPHH-
Midgel: Did you just fall?
Fidgel: No, I was simply checking to see if gravity still works.
Yeah, you're pleasuring yourself to a Rugrats porno, live with it.
Nahilba
'what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer' You do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right?
Zidgel
Um, why is my bathroom full of sheep?
Midgel
Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back?
Aleera
I'm still waiting for my hug! Come on, don't be shy!
Zidgel
In case you need to know why activity on this blog has stagnated, that’s because #1: I was running out of incorrect quote ideas, and #2: I didn’t want to spam the 321 penguins tag with these posts.
Zidgel: I appreciate that you knew I was talking about my penis, but punching it isn't gonna make it feel better.
Zidgel: (gets punched in groin) Ow! Fucker!
Zidgel: Malfunction, Fidgel?
Fidgel: Negative, Captain. All equipment functioning properly.
Zidgel: Then kindly tell me what happened to the stars.
I have been falling for thirty minutes!
Midgel