Incorrect Avenged Sevenfold Quotes

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Brian: It's almost time to switch from our regular every day guitars to our Christmas guitars

Zacky: Is there a difference?

Johnny: Yes. The Christmas ones light up

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We stand by you. We love you. We will never stop fighting for you. 🌟🔮❤️

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Matt: *Glaring at Brian and Johnny*

Brian: I'm not scared of you! None of us are!

Johnny: I kind of am

Brian: Johnny, shut up

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Brian: You love me right?

Zacky: I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip

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Larry: Since when is babysitting Avenged Sevenfold my-

Larry: Oh, my god, that's exactly my job

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Matt: Aw damn, I cut my finger

Jimmy: *runs in* Wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo

Matt: What

Jimmy: *Stops and puts a bandage on Matt's finger, giving it a quick kiss*

Jimmy: *runs out* Wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo

Matt: .......

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[Jimmy texting the guys at 1am]

Jimmy: Da dum

Jimmy: Da dum

Jimmy: Da dum da dum

Jimmy: Da dum da dum da dum DAAAA

Jimmy:

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Zacky: Would you rather stab Johnny or-

Brian: Stab Johnny

Zacky: But I didn't even say the other option

Brian: I know but I would still stab Johnny

Zacky: ......

Johnny: Not gonna lie, I'm feeling a bit unsafe on this bus. Does anyone else feel the same?

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Jimmy: I personally find Johnny adorable and very small, not to mention very easy to pick up!

Johnny: [squirming in his arms, feet several inches off the ground] Just because I'm shorter than you doesn't mean you can make fun of my height!

Jimmy: [starts swaying him back and forth] Aww! Aren't you adorable?!

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Larry: [sees the house is flooded] Okay, okay. The only explanation is that I'm still asleep, dreaming that the house if flooded. What could it mean? What could it mean?

Johnny: [floating by] It probably means you're under a lot of stress because this isn't a dream and the house is flooded.

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Brooks: I can't believe you're trying to fit three people on one motorcycle

Matt: Wait, what do you mean three?

Brooks: You, Zacky and Brian?

Zacky: But where's.....?

Brooks: Who?

Brian: Oh yeah, that's what I meant to tell you guys!! Johnny fell off an hour ago

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Zacky: Fun Christmas idea - I've hung mistletoe around, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under there.

Brian: So like........mistlefoe?

Zacky: Yeah!

Brian, walking off: JOHNNY, YOUR HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED-

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Brian, looking at Matt: Babe do the thing

Matt: *smiles*

Brian: *gasps and holds chest* ohmygod

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Brian: Is that a gremlin?

Brooks: Brian, that's Johnny

Brian: Whatever. Just don't feed that thing after midnight

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Brian: Your smile? It makes my day

Matt: Your happiness? I live for that

Johnny: A room? Fucking get one

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Brian: If a coral gets stressed, it dies. If I were a coral, I'd be dead already.

Matt: What do corals even get stressed about?

Jimmy: "Current" events

Zacky: Get out

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Matt: Let me see what you have

Brian: A knife!

Matt: No!

Zacky: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?