Incorrect Shadam/Adashi Quotes

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[incorrect-adashi]

Adam: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Shiro: Burn the house down.

Adam: And what did you do?

Shiro: Made you dinner!

Adam:

Shiro: . . . and burnt the house down.

[incorrect-adashi]

Adam: What the fuck.

Shiro: Language.

Adam: Whomst the actual sexual intercourse.

Shiro: what

[incorrect-adashi]

No. You're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

Adam to Shiro

[incorrect-adashi]

The only running I do is out of money.

Adam

[incorrect-adashi]

[Adam is out of town.]

Shiro, calling Adam: No, Adam, everything is running smoothly. Keith, tell Adam everything is fine.

Keith: Hey, we haven't eaten for days, your plants are dying, and I'm dropping out of the Garrison. Love you, bye.

[incorrect-adashi]

Adam: I have very high standards.

Shiro: [smiles]

Adam: Oh no, he's meeting all my standards.

[incorrect-adashi]

Keith: Shiro and Adam, sitting in a tree.

Shiro and Adam: Oh no-

Keith and Pidge: ho-mo-sex-u-a-li-ty.

[incorrect-adashi]

Shiro: When you said you were "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was expecting.

Adam, holding up an eight of hearts: Is this your card?

Shiro, softly: holy shit.

[incorrect-adashi]

Adam: Why are you helping me so much?

Shiro: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

[incorrect-adashi]

Adam: I don't care if you don't like space puns, I like space puns.

Shiro: Comet me, Adam.

Adam: Did you planet that?

Shiro: Yes, and it was very spaceal.

[incorrect-adashi]

Keith: why are you holding Adam's hand?

Shiro: hand holding alleviates stress and anxiety.

Keith: oh, okay, I thought you were dating or something.

Shiro: we are, I thought that was obvious.

[incorrect-adashi]

Adam, pointing to high shelf: Could you get that for me?

Shiro: I guess you do need me after all.

Adam: I could always replace you with a step-stool.

[incorrect-adashi]

Shiro: Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you ;)

Adam: Your Netflix password.

[incorrect-adashi]

Adam: Can you ask if Shiro likes me?

Keith: But you guys are married?

Adam: Yeah, but can you ask-

[incorrect-adashi]

Shiro: Is this finally the sweet embrace of death?

Adam: This is . . . a hug.

[incorrect-adashi]

Shiro: Adam, I'm expecting a baby.

Adam: But Shiro, you're no-

Shiro: Shhh, here he comes.

Keith, walking in the room: Shiro please stop doing that.

[incorrect-adashi]

Adam: Shiro, I'm done with your shit. We're getting divorced.

Shiro: We're not even married-

Adam: D I V O R C E D