Incorrect Adventure Time Quotes

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bubbline time

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Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath of a brutal global nuclear war no longer remembers her fully or who he used to be because the thing that kept him alive all those years also drove him completely insane and now she finally has to accept that he’ll never truly be the same friend she once knew and decides that even though he does questionable and sometimes dangerous stuff now because of his insanity she’ll still accept him back into her life as he is because he’s still important to her and probably needs a friend now that his mental state has caused him to be alienated by most other people, here’s another fart joke

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autumnal girlfriends ♥

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There are men laying down their lives. I got no right to do any less than them.

Finn the Human

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I love inside jokes. I'd love to be part of one someday.

Ice King

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A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit, and I kept telling myself: 'This is a hole, not a pit.'

Jake the Dog

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Deep down I know that I'm just a human, but I know that I can draw my sword and fight!

Finn the Human

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All men are at least 60% attracted to me.

Lumpy Space Princess

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I'm pretty amazing at being humble.

Lumpy Space Princess

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The Lich: Fight me.

Finn: I'm a pacifist.

The Lich:

Finn:

The Lich:

Finn: *passes a fist into his face*

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The bitter grip of death is still sweeter than disloyalty.

Flame Princess

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The Lich: You've got balls, kid, balls!

Finn: Yeah, but they haven't descended yet.

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Marceline: How do I look?

LSP: Like a widow in mourning.

Marceline: Perfect, they'll know I'm available.

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Man... it sure would be nice if things worked out the way they do in cartoons...

Finn the Human

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Jake: Dude, are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Marceline: I, um, I- I don't care?

Jake: [turning to Finn] Dude she said she doesn't even care that means she's a real punk hi I'm Jake nice to meet you.

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LSP: When you’ve been a celebrity as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Breakfast Princess: Navy blue’s not your color.

LSP: Navy blue brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!

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I'm cute as hell, which is incidentally where I came from!

Marceline the Vampire Queen