incorrect afterglow & roselia

self-indulgend incorrect quotes

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moca: i’d do anything if i knew it’d make my friends happy.

himari: can i have a chip?

moca: i’m sorry but these are, unfortunately, my chips.

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tsugu: some people give off a vibe like, right away.

tsugu: they’re like ‘don’t fuck with me.’

tsugu: my vibe is more like… ‘hey, you could poor hot soup on my lap and i’d probably apologise to you’.

ran: you don't need to give off ‘don’t fuck with me’ vibes; i think i’m enough for the both of us.

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kidnapper: we have your girlfriend.

yukina: you kidnapped mitake-san?

kidnapper: yeah.

yukina: good luck with that.

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himari: tomoe, i-

tomoe: there is no “i” in this relationship, only “we”

himari: alright then, “we” are a lesbian

tomoe: damn right we are!

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tsugu, reading: there's a study that says every friend group has one person that every other member has had a crush on at one point... which of us do you think that'd be?

ran, moca, himari and tomoe, all staring at tsugu:

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ako, standing with her back turned: yukina-san. i've been waiting for you.

yukina: how did you do that without turning around?

ako: ...to be honest, the first couple of people i did that to were not you.

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moca: *stabbing air between yukina and ran with a butter knife*

ran: what the hell are you doing?

moca: trying to cut the tension between you two

lisa: isn’t working, i still feel awkward

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himari: i'm ignoring you.

moca:

himari: i said i'm ignoring you.

moca:

himari: stop ignoring me ignoring you!

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ran: love isn't real.

moca: you're literally making a valentine's day card right now.

ran, threatening her with a glue gun: you're on thin fucking ice.

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sayo: ...and of course hazawa-san was there, looking at everyone with her beautiful eyes...

ako, whispering: why is she talking about tsugu?

rinko, whispering: i'm not sure, i asked her about the weather and now we're here...

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himari, crying: STOOP! PUT ME DOWN PLEASE!

ran, coming in: what the hell is going on here?

tomoe, trying to put himari on the christmas tree: THE STAR. GOES. ON. TOP.

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tomoe: oh. himari is asleep.

tsugu: she looks so peaceful.

moca, while getting out a black marker: and vulnerable.

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rinko: ...is this a lovers’ quarrel...?

yukina: we’re not fighting.

ran: and more importantly, we’re not lovers!

yukina: ...we’re not?

[lovesetsu]

Yukina: sorry I'm late, I was busy doing things

Ran: *coming in disheleved, def not covering up a hickey* she pushed me down the fucking stairs!

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moca: [is unconscious]

himari: she isn’t breathing!

moca: [opens eyes]

himari: i have to give her mouth to mouth!

moca: [closes eyes]

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sayo: [banging her phone on the table to make it work]

lisa: hey, don’t be mean to the phone. how would you like it if I banged YOU on the table, hmm?

sayo:

lisa:

lisa: ...don’t answer that.

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ako: ugh, i hardly slept last night...

lisa: when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you!

ako: who would be thinking about me at 3am?

rinko: [panics]