Incorrect American Gods Quotes

TV show and book applicable. Quote ideas, memes, text post, shit post, headcanons and ask are all welcome. I favor some characters over others and same with shippings but intend this to be a place the whole fandom can enjoy.

[dailyflicks]

POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (2016)

[incorrect-american-gods]

Laura: Can I ask you for a favor?

Sweeney: I would literally kill for you, but continue.

Laura: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

[kirkypet]

[extrapanties]

Did I just make a meme for my own fic?

Yes. Yes I did.

[kirkypet]

[incorrect-american-gods]

Salim: Would you still like me if I was a worm?

Laura: I would hunt down every animal that eats worms and kill them to keep you safe.

[incorrect-american-gods]

Laura, making introductions: This is my husband, Shadow.

Laura: And this is our homewrecker, Mad Sweeney.

Mad Sweeney: Hi.

[incorrect-american-gods]

You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally.

Laura to Salim, probably.

[incorrect-american-gods]

Shadow: I work out for exactly two reasons:

Shadow: To give better hugs.

Shadow: So I can hold any type of animal like it's a baby.

[incorrect-american-gods]

Laura: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Salim: Don’t you hate yourself?

Laura: Yeah, but this is about you, stay focused.

[dumbfilmschoolkid]

Laura with everyone she meets in s3

[incorrect-american-gods]

[incorrect-american-gods]

Laura: Has Sweeney always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Brigitte: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

[incorrect-american-gods]

Shadow: Wait, how many kids DO you have?

Wednesday: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[incorrect-american-gods]

Wednesday opening his closet: What should I change into?

Shadow, from another room: A BETTER PERSON!

[incorrect-american-gods]

Laura: Do you want to hear something dirty?

Sweeney: Sure.

Laura: You.

Sweeney: What?

Laura: You heard me. Take a shower.

[incorrect-american-gods]

Technical boy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

World, sighing: Wasn’t New Media with you?

New Media: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised