Positive they said this

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9S: GUYS WHAT DOES "UWU" MEAN?

A2: *Slowly picks up a dictionary*

2B then proceeds to put her hand on top of the dictionary, pushing it back down, slowly.

210: Well-

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9S: Please, it's Christmas!

A2: IT'S DECEMBER 10TH! *picks up a giant fake candy cane and hits 9S with it*

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2B: Whoever can get 9S to sleep gets 100$

A2: *grabbing a frying pan* Where is he?

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9S: And what do we say when our actions upset someone?

A2: Hoes mad!

9S, taking a deep breath: No.

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Therapist: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

9S: Called it.

Therapist: N o.

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9S: homeless dogs always piss me off like what you wanna be homeless for? stop playing and get in my house

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2B: What are you two doing here?

9S: I'm here to help!

Adam/Eve: And I'm here to make things worse.

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A2: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for getting your ass whooped if you wake me up at five am one more time.

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Adam: I'm sorry I hurt your "feelings".

9S: I'd take that more seriously if you didn't put "feelings" in air quotes.

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2B: Where's A2?

9S: Off, being an asshole.

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9S: You play it and you get 100 million dollars, but, a hundred million people would die.

A2: *grabs the harmonica and aggressively plays it*

9S: A2, n o.

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9S: I did a bad thing.

A2: Does it affect me?

9S: No.

A2: Then suffer in silence.

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9S: Fuck!

2B: gasp

210: gasp

A2: Who the fuck taught him that?

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9S scrambling up on the furniture: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

6-0: hops up on the couch with a giggle

A2: Sit's down on a chair with a huff

2B: Launches herself to cling to the ceiling

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210: I think 9S’s hiding from me, I can’t find him anywhere.

A2: Hold on, I got it.

A2 reaches over and flicks 2B's head

2B: Ow! What was that for?!

A2 gestures 9S, holding a sword to her neck

A2: Found him.

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2B: thanks to A2, 9S has taken up swearing.

2B: yesterday, he referred to bedtime as a ‘fucking crisis’

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9S: I am so evil, my soul is darker than the night, I am so, so scary-

2B: You're holding a cat plushie...

9S: It's a gift!