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Nimona: Am I going too far? Ambrosius: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison

Aizawa: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

All Might: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Mic: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

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Zoro: Don't worry. I've decided I'm not going to kill you. Sanji: [Sarcastically] Imagine my relief.

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Gojo: Suguru, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Geto, naked in Gojo's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Gojo, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... me neither.

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Dazai: You know what I've realized? Chuuya: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Dazai: Nice try, anyways-

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Langa: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your hoodie on, this is our hoodie. Reki: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't wanna hear shit.

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Reki: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Langa: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Reki: I said within reason, Langa. How about I murder Adam? Langa: So murder is within reason but proper self-care isn't? Reki: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Nobara: *points at Megumi* A human turtleneck, *points at Gojo* a narcissistic monster, *points at Yuuji* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met. Yuuji: And who am I? Describe me now.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Megumi: Which one? I have several. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Megumi: Which one? I have several. Yuuji, distantly: HEY!!!

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Twice: “Do you think we’re bad people?”

Shigaraki: “Hmm… nah. I think we could be worse.”

Toga: “We’re literally the League of Villains. What could be worse?”

Shigaraki: “We could be family vloggers.”

Toga & Twice both recoil: “EW—“

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Fyodor: "Why would you think any of this was a good idea?" Nikolai: "Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence." Fyodor: Nikolai: "I don't know how you keep forgetting this."

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Gojo: Go big or go home! Shoko: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Gojo: I'm going big!

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Gojo: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Geto: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

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Ambrosius: *infodumping in gruesome detail about true crime and how to get away with murder*

Ballister: Is this about me eating the last slice of pizza?

Ambrosius: No, of course not! This is purely theoretical and just a random interest of-

Ballister: Okay is this about Todd calling me worthless earlier?

Ambrosius: ... okay but hear me out-

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.