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Hooty: I wish I could say I care, but I don't. I don't give a...

King: Don't. You. Fucking. Dare.

Hooty: What do you want me to say? "hoot" or "shit"???

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Silverbolt: Primal, this is weird, what do I do??

Primal: You like this girl right?

Silverbolt: Yeah, but Primal-

Primal: She wants your hot wolf body.

Silverbolt: Yeah Primal, but-

Primal: But what?

Silverbolt: Eight legs...

Primal: Seven Vagánias.

Silverbolt: 👁️👄👁️🎵👁️👄👁️🎵

Silverbolt: OKAY THANKS-

Primal: Maybe more...

Silverbolt: OKAY THANKS PRIMAL!

Primal: Imagine...

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L: Hey Light I have a question. Are you Kira?

Light: (freezing time and turning everything red) Shit... he's clearly asking this to deduce whether or not I'm Kira.

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Light: Okay focus. He's expecting an answer. I could say I'm not Kira, but that's exactly what Kira would say. He'd immediately assume I'm trying to avoid blame by saying I'm not Kira. It's much too suspicious. I can't risk it. That leaves saying I am Kira. That might throw suspicion off me because that is the last thing Kira would admit to. But... no, he might use that confession as a confession. If I say I'm Kira I'll have to commit to the bit. I MUST commit because if I change my story L will know he trapped me. But if I go to jail because I keep saying I'm Kira, that's the same as losing! I need a third option. Something L can't have already predicted. But what third option IS there to a binary question? It's a yes or a no. Dammit!! L knew this already when he asked me--damn him! This was a trap!! I fell right into it. NO! Think! I'm smarter than this! There is an answer outside his box! A yes and a no. I must be two people at once--one who is Kira and one who is not. Two lives. A best of both worlds! I've got it!

L: -eating a strawberry- If Light says he's Hannah Montanna then he's Kira.

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Amber: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Mark: I wrote you a poem.

Amber, already crying: You did?

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William: This bloodline ends with me. Mark: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Okarun: Do you take constructive criticism?

Momo: I only take cash or credit.

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Okarun: Top 30 reasons why Okarun is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Momo: Top 30 anime deaths, Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW

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Momo: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Okarun: Really? Name one law.

Momo: Don't kill people?

Okarun: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Ekko: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Powder: Yeah-

Vi: *kicks in the door*

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Ekko: I dare you-

Powder: Vi isn't allowed to accept dares anymore.

Ekko: Why not?

Vi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety," as some would say.

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Vi: How do I make a date really romantic?

Jayce: Be mysterious.

Vi: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Caitlyn*

Caitlyn: So where are we going?

Vi: None of your fucking business.

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Jayce: Caitlyn won’t come out of her room.

Vi: Just tell her I said something.

Jayce: Like what?

Vi: Anything factually incorrect.

Jayce, shrugging: If you say so.

Caitlyn, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Jinx: Last week, Isha tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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Caitlyn: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy!

Caitlyn: Unless of course... We’re talking about my enemy, Jinx. Fuck you Jinx, you know what you did!

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Jinx: *types in "Isha"*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Jinx: How fucking DARE YOU-