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this is a no anger pissing zone

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Ash: I love talking to myself, she gets me. 

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Immith: *organizes a meeting with her mind, body, and soul* So what the fuck is going on around here.

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Lily: I used to be like "I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire" and since then I've learned that, more often than not, the answer is, "It'll be on fire."

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Val: Look, I ain't saying that it's the right thing to do. I ain't saying it's morally correct. But I am sayin' if you could ever get away with drawin' a dick on a vampire's face, and nobody mentioned it, that sonnuvabitch'd never find out. Tell me I'm wrong!

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Ustrina: Murder is never the answer. Val: Of course not, murder is a question. Maeby: And the answer is yes.

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Ustrina, to the Fireflowers: I just heard Mina say the word 'shit' twice. Who taught her that?

Maeby: It wasn't me. I use 'fuck'.

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Ash: Okay! For our first sleepover game, we should play Truth or Dare. Rialto, you go first. 

Rialto: Okay. Maeby. Truth or dare.

Maeby: Psht. Dare.

Rialto: All right. I dare you to go home.

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Maeby: You can have sex with one real person from all of human history. Who is your ultimate lay? 

Tyrius: I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer nine years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and eave you wanting. 

Val: I also choose this guy's dead wife. 

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Character sheets for a whole group – The Fireflowers!

Maeby - @tsupertsundere

Ustrina - @behirahbee

Lily - @chromcaptor

Ash - @duperderedere

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ustrina: yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

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Ustrina, lying in bed at 3AM, trying to sleep: 

Maeby, at the desk practicing her evil laugh: Uhuhuhhuh... hmhmhmhllh..... hhHhhhhHhHHHHAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHhhhhhh hhhhhhhhm. No, the intonation was all WRONG lets try again. Uhuhuu-

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Mina: I’m scared of bees.

Maeby (very wise): Eventually every letter of the alphabet will terrify you.

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Tobias: Everyone keeps asking how fat is yo ass, but never how is yo fat ass

Tobias: Everyone's always saying "I'm down to clown." No one ever saying "I will check on the clown who's down"

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Rialto: ... did... Maeby ever win a fight?

Lily: It ain't about that.

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Ash: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Rialto: Maeby, how tall are you?

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Gax: It's ridiculous when someone tells me, "Aren't there more important things to be mad about?" You novice, you fucking rube. You shit idiot. I can be mad about 20,000 things at once. I am a walking chimera of various furies and petty qualms.