CLUSTER FOXTROT

apex legends 🤙

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[waiting to respawn]

Lifeline: Did you have a plan?

Octane: I thought adrenaline would kick in b-

Lifeline: It did not.

Octane: No.

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[KC Has Collapsed]

Gibraltar: Fuse is stuck underneath the building, we're not sure we'll find him in time.

Bloodhound: [steps nearer] I SUPPOSE I SHALL BE DOING ALL THE GRILLING FROM NOW ON.

[rubble starts to move]

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Octane: Will you dance with me?

Mirage: Of course!

Both: [begin to dance The Macarena in perfect unison]

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Wraith: Friendly reminder that most planets are a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and are, therefore, ravioli.

Bangalore: That's not-

Octane: Let her finish.

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I'm glad when I took a break in s3 someone took my place

i'm sorry fren

i didnt mean to intrude

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im gonna clear out my inbox for a fresh start, shoot me another request if youre feeling it. sorry fellas

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Revenant: [sends Mirage a picture of fruit] THIS IS A WARNING, BITCH.

Mirage: please i dont know what this means

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Pathfinder: He called me the B word!

Caustic, exasperated: Did you do that?

Revenant: No.

Pathfinder: Yes, you did!

Revenant: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B???

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I love this blog so much oh my god

NO

YOU'RE

BEAUTIFUL

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Mirage: Makoa.

Gibraltar, sighing: Nic used to call me that...

Mirage:

Mirage: Because that's your fucking name???

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IKEA loudspeaker: First blood.

Bloodhound: [smashes a norrnäs over the closest person's head]

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Mirage to a store clerk, looking for Caustic: I need help finding a raggedy grumpy man in a lab coat.

Store clerk:

Mirage: I mean a specific one, I didn't wake up this morning with a yearning.

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the Rick and Morty dinamic... but is Revenant and Pathfinder

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Just wanted to say I really enjoy your blog! Each one of your posts never fails to bring a smile to my face, thank you ^•^

Im glad, thats the aim of the game!

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HELLO! Can you pls check my blog? Needing help for my neighbor’s conditions please check it, thanks

Gotchu

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Octane using twitch emotes irl

oh my g o d

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im gonna clear out my inbox for a fresh start, shoot me another request if youre feeling it. sorry fellas