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Avril: Where'd you get the militia radio?

Greg: Militia car.

Avril: Ah

Avril: Don’t know why I asked

#gregor eichten #avril dardenne

Irina: You son of a bitch!

Greg: Don't talk about my mom that way!

Irina: I was talking about your dad.

Greg: That's fair, carry on

Avril: I don't want to die, I want to BE DEAD. Why is that so hard to grasp?

Street food stand manager, close to tears: Please just take your bowl so you can leave

"Aim high. You may still miss the target but at least you won't shoot your foot off."

—Avril

Olivia: I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.

Irina: Whenever Avril's mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so she has to get help from me.

*the sound of glass shattering in the background*

Irina: It hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen.

[after her surgery]

Avril: My legs hurt, you have to carry me.

Irina: What? Again? Where are your crutches?

Avril: I threw them in the lake.

Irina: Avril said she wants another cat for Winterfest.

Gregor: We usually have a turkey, but if she wants a cat, then okay.

Drago: Where’s Avril?

Irina: Well, she’s small. She’s probably under something.

Gregor: Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. It should be at the end with the all the other weird/goth letters.

Avril: For the LAST time, all you need to say for a status check is “Clear!”

Val: Hey, how you doin’?

Avril: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Val: What are you thinking about?

Avril: [pauses her daydream about plotting to kill Irina] you

[Irina and Gregor sitting on a bench]

Avril: Why do you guys look so sad?

Irina: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Avril: [sits down next to them]

Gregor: The bench is freshly painted.

Avril:

Irina: *laying down in a weird position*

Avril: are you doing yoga?

Irina: *clearly drunk* no, vodka

Irina: Ave, you have to get yourself a piece of this pie!

Avril: I did. You immediately ate it.

Avril: Bitch you couldn’t handle me if I came with instructions

Irina:

Irina : Avril, do you think your favourite animal says very much about you?

Avril : ...You mean behind my back?

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