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Matt Duchene: The complacency of fools will destroy them! Proverbs.

Erik Johnson: Get out of my house. Exodus.

#source: king of the hill #matt duchene #erik johnson #colorado avalanche

JT Compher: If you were stranded on an island and could have only one thing with you, what would it be?

Tyson Jost: I would want to have “a good time”.

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Tyson Barrie: So hey guys, little change of plans. I’m actually not going to the NHL anymore, I’m going to hell. Not that excited.

#jk i love the leafs but rip bc their media is so critical #tyson barrie #incorrecr nhl quotes #source: vine

No One:

Absolutely No One:

Erik Johnson: [looking at a horse] Elegance. Beauty. Spirit. Fire.

Erik: Two hearts one passion.

Erik: Hoof prints never fade.

Erik: Together as one.

Erik: In riding a horse we borrow freedom.

Erik: To ride a horse is to ride the sky.

Erik: Horses lend us the wings we lack.

Erik: To see what man has made, one must get in a car. To see what god has made, one must ride a horse.

#erik johnson #source: you knew it was MBMBAM #colorado avalanche #incorrect nhl quotes

Alexander Kerfoot: Hey, Josty, what’s your favorite poem?

Tyson Jost: Uhh... “Ba-da, ba-da, ba, I’m lovin’ it”.

Alexander: That’s just the McDonald’s jingle.

#hes still there in my heart ok #alexander kerfoot #tyson jost #colorado avalanche #incorrect nhl quotes

Cale Makar: Dead Lord, I don’t want to go back to college, so please help me be sexy. Amen.

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Alexander Kerfoot: When the Greek goddess of the moon, Selene—

Tyson Barrie: I feel like every time I hear Céline, there’s a spiritual connection. When she hits th bridge in My Heart Will Go On, it’s like “Yes! I’m there!” We could be a thousand miles apart and it’s like “Yes! I feel it! I’m there with you.”

Alexander: Not the songstress, the Greek goddess.

Tyson: There’s a difference?

#i cant believe justin mcelroy went on this rant its too perfect #tyson barrie #alexander kerfoot #colorado avalanche #toronto maple leafs #based on: sawbones (episode: epilepsy)

Tyson Jost: It’s a Pterodactyl!

Alexander Kerfoot: The “P” is silent, Tyson.

Tyson: Actually no one knows how to pronounce it because no one was alive back then.

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Gabriel Landeskog: I like Tyson. At least, I think I like him. I know he can freak and he likes ice cream.

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Erik Johnson: *opening instagram* I was summoned by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of mockery!

#colorado avalanche #incorrect quotes #erik johnson #colorado avs #source: gravity falls s1e11

JT Compher: Maybe Josty is right.