shE DoeSN'T RemEMBeR tHE BridGE

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when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

probably donny

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being dumb and bi is in now. if you’re dumb and bi you’re basically the coolest person on earth

donny probably

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Jimmy: What do you think of Wayne?

Nick: He’s so annoying.

Jimmy: And how does that make you feel?

Nick: Like I want to punch him in the face… with my face.

[honeysingitstrong]

The Bandstand cast interviews for new jobs

From Joe Carroll’s Instagram story takeover (9.13.17)

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I’m a bear, I’m a twink, I’m an otter. I want you to want me.

jimmy probably

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Donny: Jimmy, you’re so tall. What can you see from all the way up there?

Jimmy: Everyone’s flaws.

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Johnny: I'm horny for some reason, but mostly I'm just confused. Maybe that's what happens when I get confused? I get horny.

Donny: I get horny when you're confused

Johnny:

Johnny: Cool.

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Donny: We both look very handsome tonight.

Jimmy: You know, if you-- if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said: "So do you".

Donny: I couldn't take that chance.

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julia: i’m cold. donny: here, take my jacket. wayne: i’m cold too. nick: dammit, wayne, i can’t control the weather!

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“I would never say that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don’t like him. My boyfriend is a bitch and I like him so much”

- Wayne, probably

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momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

donny probably

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Nick: *getting angry and trying to start a fight*

Jimmy: nick

Jimmy: nick stop

Jimmy: nick

Jimmy: nick you're gonna get in trouble

Jimmy: nick stop

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julia: how are you feeling?

wayne: i’ve got this headache that comes and goes

nick, entering the room: hey

wayne: there it is.

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I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone.

davy probably

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Davy: I'm not drunk. I'm more sober than I've ever been in my entire life.

Davy: Okay, I'm a little bit drunk--

Davy: I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.

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johnny, looking at the numbers of a bible verse: this is a ratio!

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getting spoken to as if i'm straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world's most useless and irritated secret agent

jimmy probably