The jeep I was in...

It flipped three times while I was in it, and when I got back I needed three surgeries on my back, so I got this medicine, but it makes me real slow. a rp/ask blog for Johnny Simpson from Bandstand! Feel free to interact!

[fractured-junkdrawer-blog]

TMG Lyric Starters

For all your Tiny Meat Gang starter needs! I love this group and I love their music. Plus, they’re funny dudes so here we go.

Broke Bitch

Now hold up, bro, what the fuck you say?

Just ‘cause I’m the funny guy does not mean that I’m callin’ back

Man, I tell that broke bitch if you wanna get in tune, better change your whole pitch

She can’t fuck with me, so she just fuck my friends

I can’t get pulled over on the road 'cause I got contraband 

They say, “Cody, grow up, ” I say, “Bitch, I’m goin’ Peter Pan!”

Ain’t nothin' ‘bout it predisposed but the shit we make got legs and take off like a runny nose 

Y'all don’t even know my race

We know you’re micro-soft, boy, we call you Billy Gates

I’m gainin’ weight, we cookin’ as of late

Got no taste for bein’ broke so we ain’t takin’ any breaks

Call me Thor 'cause she want my fuckin’ hammer, Loki

Walk Man

We eating good, I’m a fat man

You ain’t fuckin’ with it you can take a walk man 

You don’t wanna push my buttons, take a walk 

I put her face on my wood like a totem pole

Boy, you only bussing down with a fucking bus pass

Fingers all over my quarter pounder and she lovin’ that 

Uh, hi, babe, we just made a song and I’m rapping about other girls and I was just wondering if…

Stole your bitch, was a breeze, she a super-fan

She a ho, 'cause she’s fucking with my farmers tan

Run your mouth, boy, you can take a hike

Gloves off bitch, I’m feeling impolite

I got this chick and she like to cook me dinner, might bust down her ring finger

Hey, babe, so, uh, I’m making a song right now and I am rapping about other girls, but I ended it by saying I was gonna propose to you. Is that cool?

Club Poor

Nah, I’m not paying ten to go in there

I'ma wait 'til the bouncer take his five and I'mma go through the back

And I’m not taking my hat off

Fuck this club

Uh, hol’ up, hol’ up, what’s that? 

I’m not shelling out, I gotta pay rent

You looking at me like your boy ain’t got wealth but I’m a baller, baby, everywhere else

Sorry baby, but that shit kinda pricey

I’m not paying 20 for a shot

Now, I know that sound cheap but that’s how I stay icy

Fuck you mean I can’t wear shorts?

Now you going through my pockets like the airport

I got a ten spot, I ain’t paying more 

I can see it’s all dudes on the dance floor

Where you get off with that cover price?

Let me get inside and find my fucking wife

Hey, why you push me that hard?

Man, I shoulda gone to the dive bar 

No Flex

Man I got tens of dollars in my pocket right now

I don’t mean to flex but I’ve been having sex like once a week at least or two, if my girl ain’t stressed

I don’t mean to brag but my bandwidth is flat

I got the Hulu plus bitch, streaming with no ads

I get my haircut twice a month that’s my routine

I’m speaking Spanish to the valet

My nine to five keep me tied down like I’m possessed

I could buy out h and m

No interest on the lease I’m controlling what I spend

Body count up in the double digits

I’m back 50 weeks, liking pics you wish you could

You can call me two faced with the way I’m tossing coin

If the waitress treat me right I’m tipping 21 percent

[just-a-normal-ladybug]

Reblog this if you don’t mind doing multiple threads at a time with someone.

[rocknmeme]

post - trauma sentence starters  blood, death mention.

“don’t do that. don’t shut me out.” 

“you’ve been crying. i can tell.”

“we need to change those bandages and get some food in you.”

“you want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”

“that was a brave thing you did today.” 

“shh, that’s okay, get everything out.”   

“there’s something on your shirt. you – that’s blood!”

“need some space?”

“you should lay down.”

“there’s nothing wrong with asking for help.” 

“shh, shh. you were having a nightmare.”

“we can talk through the door.” 

“let’s clean you up and get you to bed, okay?”

“you almost died.” 

“i brought you a blanket.”

“you’re home. you’re safe.” 

“i’m worried about you.”

“is everything okay?”

“tell me how to make it better.”

“it’s been a tough few days. how are you holding up?”

“you have to stay awake. come on, give my hand a squeeze.” 

“you’re in the hospital.” 

“think you can make it to the bathroom?”

“no, no. don’t close your eyes.”

[pianistplayed]

johnny

“Don’t talk about her like that.” Johnny frowned, reaching and stealing the glass out of the man’s hands. He took a quick sip, before setting it down between them. Julia… Didn’t deserve to be talked about like that, like just a piece of ass.

“Donny, you’re a real piece of work.”

donny  didn’t  appreciate  the  gin  being  stolen  from  his  hand  ,  but  he  didn’t  grab  it  back.  he  watched  johnny  take  a  sip  ,  listening  to  what  he  had  to  say.  was  talking  about  the  sex  life  that  him  and  julia  didn’t  even  have  going  to  far  ?  “  you  like  the  piece  of  work  that  i  am  ,  admit  it.  ”

[flipped-3-times]

"One day, someone is gonna put you in your place." He made eye contact with the other man, making sure to hold it. Donny made him twitch sometimes, but they got along. Maybe he was jealous, of what the man seemed to have with Julia. But that didn't matter. He couldn't deny what Donny said.

"Maybe it'll be me, Nova."

[pianistplayed]

johnny  

“Oh.” Johnny straightened up, and stared down at Donny. “My God, Donny, seriously?”

He thought he was going to pay girls to- To what? Flirt with him? Jesus Christ, that was ridiculous. “Girls like drummers. Not sulky, jealous piano players. Well, most girls. Julia seems to feel a little different.”

donny   couldn’t   hold   back   his   laughter.   oh   ,   how   the   tables   have   turned.   “   yeah   ,   that’s   right.   julia   isn’t   as   much   of   a   stranger   to   my   bedroom   as   you   think.   or   my   couch.   or   my   kitchen   counter.   ” perhaps   donny   was   stretching   the   truth   a   bit   too   far.   him   and   julia had   one   night   before   they   called   it   quits.   but   if   it   was   able   to   flip   the   jealousy   onto   johnny   for   even   a   moment   ,   he   would   take   it.  

[flipped-3-times]

"Don't talk about her like that." Johnny frowned, reaching and stealing the glass out of the man's hands. He took a quick sip, before setting it down between them. Julia... Didn't deserve to be talked about like that, like just a piece of ass.

"Donny, you're a real piece of work."

[pianistplayed]

johnny

“Says you.”

Donny had been glaring at him for the last half hour. Oh how the tables were turned. For once, everyone seemed to be flocking to him instead of the beloved band leader.

“Nova, what’s the problem tonight? Want some tail?”

“  i  don’t  need  your  help  with  that.  i  get  plenty   on  my  own , thank  you  very  much. ” he set  down  his  glass  of  gin , yet kept his  hand connected to the top , spinning  the glass around. it was a habit that  he had fallen into when drinking became one.  

“  though  , i am  curious. ”  he sobered his  salty attitude for  just a moment. “ what’s  got you so popular all of  a sudden , huh ? have you been  paying these girls or something ? ” 

[flipped-3-times]

"Oh." Johnny straightened up, and stared down at Donny. "My God, Donny, seriously?"

He thought he was going to pay girls to- To what? Flirt with him? Jesus Christ, that was ridiculous. "Girls like drummers. Not sulky, jealous piano players. Well, most girls. Julia seems to feel a little different."

[pianistplayed]

@flipped-3-times​ said: “OH you’re jealous!” 

“  says  who  ?  ”  donny  laughed  off  the  accusation  as  if  it  wasn’t  true.  the  tight  smile  pressed  up  against  his  third  or  fourth  glass  of  gin  was  enough  to  give  away  how  he  felt  in  the  moment.  “  being  jealous  is  for  people  with  paranoia  or  self-esteem  issues.  neither  of  which  are  me.  ”  false.  anyone  could  look  at  him  and  tell  how  much  of  a  bad  liar  he  was.

[flipped-3-times]

"Says you."

Donny had been glaring at him for the last half hour. Oh how the tables were turned. For once, everyone seemed to be flocking to him instead of the beloved band leader.

"Nova, what's the problem tonight? Want some tail?"

[becomeawendybird]

[swellio]

take your time, they said.

the words will come to you, they said.

[flipped-3-times]

I’m finally active again!

Quarantine and Proshot have restored my motivation!

I’ll also be active on all my other blogs, @aquarterafter5 @privatedonnynovitski @owe-it-to-myself @learnedtosurvive, @4-months-ago, and @knowrealsacrifice

[ruinmemes]

CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

[miiirrorbcll]

flipped-3-times·:

Letting out a deep breath, the smile turned slightly sad. Johnny was going well today, a rare occasion where his thoughts are clear and he can remember more than usual, but still not everything. Had he felt that way before Julia? The odd tug on his heart told him yes.

“Maybe once or twice.” He glanced down for a moment before he looked back at her. “Only once since I got back.”

Julia can tell she made him uncomfortable, and she feels awful about it. She shouldn’t have asked about it, considering love lives can be difficult and now she was going to have to fix what she started. Taking Johnny’s hand, she frowns. 

“You don’t have to talk about it. I’m sorry I brought it up. I’m sure whomever you were in love with was a lovely woman.” 

[flipped-3-times]

Crap, he didn't want her to feel bad. He hated seeing her frown, the worry lines on her forehead made his heart clench. She shouldn't ever frown, the world shouldn't give her reason to be sad. She deserves more.

"Well, I think I'm in love with the loveliest woman in the country. You don't need to apologize for anything you ask me Julia." He held her hand softly. "I'm happy to tell you anything."

[miiirrorbcll]

flipped-3-times·:

Johnny’s heart fell slightly as he listened to her, even as he admired the way her hair fell as she tilted her head. He knew that she wouldn’t, somewhere inside of him, but it was still disheartening.

“Sometimes you just feel it though, like all of a sudden they’ve got your heart on leash.” He smiled, leaning back in his seat.

Julia smiles as he speaks. She’s never heard Johnny talk like this, and she’s never even thought about that cliche in this type of way. Maybe the last time she thought about it was when she was dating Michael. He had quickly captured her heart, and then married her almost straight after, 

“Have you ever felt that way, Johnny?” Julia was hesitant in asking this, knowing that she’s had her own traumatic experience with lovers she doesn’t want to discuss, but she can’t help being curious. He seems to talk like he knows what it’s like to be this in love. 

[flipped-3-times]

Letting out a deep breath, the smile turned slightly sad. Johnny was going well today, a rare occasion where his thoughts are clear and he can remember more than usual, but still not everything. Had he felt that way before Julia? The odd tug on his heart told him yes.

"Maybe once or twice." He glanced down for a moment before he looked back at her. "Only once since I got back."

[miiirrorbcll]

@flipped-3-times asked: “It’s cheesy, but I believe in love at first sight.” for Julia

“Really?” Julia questions, tilting her head ever so slightly. To her, Johnny didn’t seem the type to believe in such a cliche, but perhaps she was being blinded by her own beliefs. The first time she had met Michael she had believed that she could fall in love at the first glance, but after this death, she no longer thought that it was a real thing. She could barely get herself to love another after this filthy war. 

“I don’t know if I believe in that. I’m all for falling in love, but I don’t know if you can find love within a person just by seeing them.” If Johnny was giving her his opinon, she might as well give him hers. 

[flipped-3-times]

Johnny's heart fell slightly as he listened to her, even as he admired the way her hair fell as she tilted her head. He knew that she wouldn't, somewhere inside of him, but it was still disheartening.

"Sometimes you just feel it though, like all of a sudden they've got your heart on leash." He smiled, leaning back in his seat.

[flipped-3-times]

"You know how we told Josie she'd be getting a new sibling?" (@proudandtall)

"Yeah?" Johnny turned around, raising an eyehrow

[angstmemes]

dark hospital starters

“This is torture…” ”They said it’d only take one operation… but I’m still here and that was three years ago.” ”Welcome, you’re never going to see daylight again.” “I just want to get out. I don’t care whether I’m better or not.” “How do I know you’re real?” “What have they done to me?!” ”What have they done to you?!” “I want this to stop! I want to go home!” “Sit still and count to ten, it will all be over soon…” “Take your medicine and you’ll feel better, I promise.” ”I don’t think the ‘cure’ they keep talking about exists… I think we’re doomed.” ”Now, look at me and stay calm. This’ll only hurt a bit.” ”Why are you strapped to this fucking bed?! What are they doing to you?!” ”Look at me. Can you tell me how many fingers I’m holding up?” ”I thought so, you definitely need more surgery.” ”We’re just very curious… and you won’t live to see another day anyway, so you might as well give it a shot.” ”Something went wrong… I think you’re blind.” ”There are rumours going around that you’re next.” ”If I’d known this was what I was signing up for, I would’ve rather died at home.” ”So, how long have you been here for?” ”For this treatment you’ll need to undress first.” ”Why don’t you just let me go? We both know there’s no cure for this.” ”Open up wide and let me look inside.” ”I’m not going to lie, this will hurt a lot, but it’s the only way to help you.” ”You almost didn’t make it… but I saved your life.” ”Look at the light. Ah, I see… I think I’ll need to do something about that look in your eyes.” ”No, anaesthetics won’t work on you, that’s why I don’t use them. I’m very sorry about that.” ”Let me see what happens when I do this….” ”Can you handle more? I really want to try something else…” ”Maybe you’ll have visitors next week.” ”What happened to your arm? What did they do this time?” ”Oh my god! I can’t even look at you… What happened?!” “They say I’m in here because I’m crazy, I think I’m crazy because I’m in here.”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Harry Potter Themed Sentence Starters

enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

The Letter

“Did I get mail?”

“I got my Hogwarts letter!!”

“Magic isn’t real, idiot.”

“I’m a what?”

“Guess where I’m going on September first!”

“Did you get yours yet?”

“Is that an owl?”

Diagon Alley

“Oh no! My owl!”

“Hey, can I borrow a knut?” / “You can borrow DEEZ KNUTS.”

“That book tried to BITE me!”

“Look at this book–Hexes for the Novice Prankster.”

“I just saw someone trying to snort Floo powder.”

“Do these robes make my butt look big?”

“The Apothecary smells like rotten milk.”

“What cauldron did you get?”

“School shopping has never been so much fun.”

“Maybe we can sneak into the Leaky Cauldron.”

“I want that broom SO bad.”

“Why would you want a cat?”

“The wand chooses the asshole, I guess.”

“Ollivander is kind of a creep.”

The Hogwarts Express

“We’re going to miss the train!”

“Can you tell me where Platform Nine and Three Quarters is?”

“This trunk is SO heavy!”

“Why are you already wearing your robes?”

“I just ate six cauldron cakes. Someone give me a medal.”

“Are we there yet?”

“You can’t sit with us.”

“Oh–damn. Sorry, I thought this compartment was empty.”

“Is it okay if I sit with you? Everywhere else is full.”

“Are you a prefect?”

“Ha ha! You got a booger-flavored jelly bean?”

“I’ll trade you my chocolate frog card!”

“I lost my toad.”

“I’m scared about the sorting…”

Life At Hogwarts

“I swear, Filch keeps trying to get me into trouble.”

“This is the fifth time I’ve seen that staircase move!”

“If Peeves wasn’t a ghost, I’d fight him.”

“Oh hey, my owl brought me a letter!”

“Do you think Shrek lives in the Forbidden Forest?”

“Let’s just pretend I didn’t blow up my cauldron.”

“Muggleborns are going to take over the world.”

“There’s something weird about that professor.”

“…do people really get detention in the Forbidden Forest?”

“Meet me in the Common room/library/Great Hall later!”

“I don’t know how I keep getting points deducted from my House.”

“Why do you still use quills? There are pens.”

“I dare you to go swimming in the lake.”

Quidditch

“GET THE SNITCH!”

“Your team sucks.”

“That should’ve been a foul!”

“Wow, look at them go.”

“Don’t fall off the broom!”

“That captain is so hot.”

“Why is Quidditch a legal sport?”

“I wish I made the team.”

“See you on the field.”

“Look out for that Bludger!”

“We’re celebrating with Butterbeer tonight.”

“I can’t believe we lost again…”

Exams

“I’ll never be able to learn this spell in time…”

“What are the twelve uses of dragon blood again?”

“Can you show me the wand movement again? Please?”

“Just let me peek at your notes for five minutes.”

“I couldn’t even do well at regular school, now I’m at wizard school…”

“Is there really no way to cheat?”

“If I don’t get an O on my Charms OWL, I’m going to scream.” / “I’ll be happy to get an A on any of my OWLS.”