Incorrect Barisi Quotes

Recently I became addicted to Law & Order: SVU - Barba and Carisi are to blame. Here's a blog of all the totally correct quotes they have definitely said. Main blog -> woah-easycompany

[anxietyproblem]

[madd-and-sad]

brain: it seems like problems are happening. would you like to pretend they’re not and think about fictional characters instead?

me: yes please

[incorrect-barisi]

Barba, bursts into the room: It’s missing!!!

Sonny: What’s missing??

Barba, stammering: Th-the thing!! I-I don’t know Sonny!!

Sonny, turns around with baby: What thing???

Barba: Oh! Oof, nevermind you have it.

Sonny: Wh-

Sonny: yOU MEAN OUR CHILD?!

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Olivia: You keep hugging Barba when he’s upset.

Olivia: Next thing you know, he’s gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Sonny: *scoffing* Is that what I want?

Fin: *loudly from the other side of the room* Yes

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Barba: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him.

Sonny: [talks about something related to their newest case]

Barba: I can't stand you.

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Oh screw handsome. I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

Rafael Barba

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Amanda: Uh oh.

Sonny: What?

Amanda: Somebody's in love.

Sonny: Yeah right. I just think Barba is cool, okay. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

Sonny: [laying awake at night] Uh oh.

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Amanda, completely done with the two fools: Hey Barba, are you free on friday? Like, around 8pm?

Barba: Yes?

Amanda: What about you Carisi?

Sonny: Yes, I am.

Amanda: Great! Because I'm not, you two go out without me, enjoy your date.

Sonny: ...

Barba: Did she just-

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Barba: I'm Mr. Carisi's emergency contact.

Doctor: So you're here to pick him up?

Barba: Nope. I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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Sonny: You hate everyone.

Barba: I know. It’s the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.

[thisblogisdefunct]

yoo i try to like keep the amount of personal posts i make to a minimum on this blog. (compared to my main blog which is nothing but personal posts).

anyway, i would greatly appreciate it if you’d reblog this post if you post any of the following:

rafael barba

raúl esparza

sonny carisi

peter scanavino

nick amaro

mike dodds

barisi

law & order: svu

i’m following like 88 blogs and only maybe 15 of them are law & order: svu blogs and even then maybe only 5 of those post exclusively law & order: svu content

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Amanda: ...So what's it like dating Carisi?

Barba: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

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[in their minds]

Barba: I bet he’s thinking about other guys.

Sonny: If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?

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Olivia, to Barba and Carisi over a cup of coffee: I'm really glad you two have finally put your differences behind you. It's a relief to watch you both have a conversation without bickering.

Amanda, laughing: It's a little weird though, right? Next they'll be getting friendship bracelets, or something.

Sonny:

Barba:

Sonny and Barba: *simultaneously pulls down their sleeves*

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Barba: Carisi and I have this relationship where we finish each other’s se-

Sonny: Sentences.

Barba: Don’t interrupt me.