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“People keep asking what I’m going to be for Halloween and my answer is that I am Halloween.”

— Jonathan Crane, definitely

Hi uhhhhhhh I’m not dead (Sorry for the long hiatus I sort of… Lost my computer and didn’t want to log out of my main account on my phone and got super busy)

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Edward: You’re stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you?

Jonathan: Silence.

What I shot up two hundred followers while I was gone thanks y'all

Harley Quinn rollerblading into her therapists office with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice you’re not gonna fuckin believe this,

#source:apiologies #Harley Quinn #Harleen Quinzel

Jonathan Crane: sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

#source: maybenotboring #Jonathan Crane #scarecrow dc #suggestion

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Poison Ivy: Very sad to hear about Joker

Catwoman: What happen to him?

Poison Ivy: Nothing. I’m just sad to hear about him

#suggestion

Grocery Shopping Part 1

Scarecrow: Excuse me, I lost someone, may I use the mic please?

Cashier: Yes.

Scarecrow: *into mic* Harley, wherever you are, YOU ARE NOT FUCKING RENTING THE GOOSEBUMPS MOVIE AT THE REDBOX!

Harley: *at different mic* I TOOK YOUR CREDIT CARD BITCH

#suggestion

patient: i don’t feel well

jonathan: okay well i have it worse and also didnt ask

#source: cuckroach #Jonathan Crane #scarecrow dc #dc scarecrow

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Unnamed therapist: Mr. Crane, if you have 12 apples and you give your friend 6, what do you have?

Jonathan, through tears: A friend.

#suggestion

Scarecrow: It’s okay, Harley. Everyone’s afraid of something.

Harley: Even you?

Scarecrow: No.

#source: im 90% sure this is from lazytown #Jonathan Crane #scarecrow dc #dc scarecrow #Harley Quinn #Harleen Quinzel

someone: don’t ever hesitate to cut toxic people from your life!!

scarecrow, actively being the most toxic person in existence simply by being alive: okay

#source: teqqei #scarecrow dc #dc scarecrow #Jonathan Crane

Two Face: I swing both ways;)

Two Face: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

#source: comalard #harvey dent #two-face #two face

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my dumbass just made another dc blog @batrogue-bullshit just for all the stuff that doesn’t really fit on any of the four existing blogs i have, since they’re all so rigidly categorized haha. so like art and dumb posts about batrogue shit in general and also batman sometimes, maybe. i also might reblog my favorite posts from the other blogs there just to keep it going since it’s brand new and idk how active it’ll be? but whatever if you want more of the same shit in a new more general package and maybe some actual worthwhile content every once in awhile follow my new garbage blog

#my other blog

Edward: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. So far, he has:

-grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? The barbed wire.”

-woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door

-rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken 20 years off my life.