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Ryan: *Puts sticker on Shane's shoulder*

Ryan: You're Energy Star rated

Shane: ...

Shane: What am I rated?

Ryan: Incredibly energy efficient

Shane: Oh nice

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Ryan: What do you have to sacrifice to not kill people???

Shane: Fun

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Ryan: You look like Bob the Builder

Shane: Good

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Ryan: Give me something I can throw at him

Ryan: *grabs laptop*

Shane: Wait no, that's more expensive than I am!

Shane:

Shane: Unless you go black market, then I'm more expensive

TJ: People want your organs

Shane: I too want my organs. I'm kind of attached to them

TJ: Literally or figuratively?

Shane: Yes

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Shane: Obi, don't you start that shit-

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Shane: I'm here for a good time, not a long time

Ryan: When do I get to the good time

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Ryan: Why would you undermine me like that?

Shane: Why wouldn't I?

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Ryan: Ugh, factual people

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Shane: I just saw my life flash before my eyes

Ryan: Was it disappointing?

Shane: Very

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Shane: He's not even good enough to be khaki, he's like a beige

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Shane: Alexa, what turns you on?

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Shane: We're two halves of a whole dumbass

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Ryan: Moral of the story is, if you trash talk Satan, God will bless you

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is this good omens

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Shane: I’m honored to be mistaken for a lesbian

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excuse me these are meant to be incorrect quotes

Shane: You need some tissues? I got tons

Ryan: Some issues? Already have those

Shane:

Ryan: Oh, tissues

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Shane: *Holds out half of a fortune cookie to Ryan*

TJ: *Grabs cookie right as Ryan looks up*

Shane and Ryan hold eye contact while Shane lifts up another fortune cookie without looking away

Ryan: *Grabs it and looks around confused*

Ryan: Where are you getting all of these from???

Shane:

Shane: You have your secrets, I have mine

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Ryan: The B in FBI stands for Bergara

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what does the f and i stand for then?

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the Frightened Bergara that Investigates

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Or Frightened Bergara Investigating

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that's so much better i'm a fool

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