#incorrect unsolved quotes

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Ryan: Esto es tu culpa.

Shane: I know, I know.

Curly: You speak spanish?

Shane: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.

[incorrect-bfu]

Ryan: *Puts sticker on Shane's shoulder*

Ryan: You're Energy Star rated

Shane: ...

Shane: What am I rated?

Ryan: Incredibly energy efficient

Shane: Oh nice

[exceedinglyregular]

Ryan: When we first met, I thought you were an asshole.

Ryan: But then we got to spend some time together.

Shane: Aww...

Ryan: Now I KNOW you are an asshole.

[thatmademadej]

Ryan: I am proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Shane asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Shane: what kind of animal is the pink panther?

Ryan, taking his clothes off: Shane, you're so fucking stupid

[twinsfawn]

ryan: I WANNA KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE MADE!!

tj: oh, are you serious?

ryan: yeah i’m kinda curious

shane: i already know how they’re made...they send them to ya from the fbi

tj: and what’s that an acronym for?

shane: ...finger blasters incorporated

[holyh20gun]

Kulang ka lang ng alak, gago.

I swear this is how the Viaduct Tavern episode went down in my head.

[ghostinsley]

ryan: if you were a drink, what would you be?

shane: bleach.

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Shane: Being an atheist has gotten boring so I have decided that i will now be God.