Incorrect Big City Greens

Quotes of our favorite country/city crew!!!

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Cricket: “Gramma, you would be a great YouTuber.”

Alice: “Why? Is it because of my looks?”

Cricket: “No- well, maybe. But mainly because you don’t care about haters.”

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Alice: “What do you call a person with poor hearing?”

Bill: “What?”

Alice: “I SAID, WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WITH POOR HEARING?”

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Nancy: “I need advice.”

Nick, eating cookie dough for breakfast: “You’ve come to the right person.”

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Cricket: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”

Tilly: “What if I suddenly decided I’m vegan?”

Cricket: “Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness!”

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Cricket: “The eagles won last night.”

Gloria: “Oh, did you watch the game last night?”

Cricket, covered in blood and scratches: “What game?”

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Tilly: “What if mayonnaise came in cans?”

Cricket: “That would be unfortunate, because you can’t microwave metal.”

Alice: “Good mornin’ to everyone except these two.”

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“I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

- Nancy

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Tilly: “That’s a pretty rock.”

Cricket: “Gloria gave it to me.”

Gloria: “I threw it at you.”

Cricket: “She’s very sweet.”

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“I don’t like little flying bugs… because they’re little and can fly, and I don’t like that they can do that.”

- Remy

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“I’m not an Aries. I’m just a raging blort.”

- Alice

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Bill: “What was that?”

Cricket: “My shirt fell.”

Bill: “It sounded a lot heavier than that.”

Tilly, who immediately checks on him: “He was in it.”

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Alice: “All right, Cricket, that's it, you're grounded! I found a rap album hiding under yer bed and it was the clean version. I didn't raise ya to be such a nerd!”

Cricket: “I'm not even your kid-”

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Tilly: “If Cricket and I were drownin’, who would ya save?”

Alice: “Ya two can't swim?”

Tilly: “It's a hypothetical question, Gramma! Who would ya save?”

Alice: “My time and effort.”

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Cricket: “It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pourin’ river water in your socks!”

Remy: “Why would I do that?”

Cricket: “It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!”

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Cricket: “There's no ‘I’ in team, but there is one in pizza.”

Tilly: “So, you're not gonna share?”

Cricket: “I'm not gonna share.”

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“They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on them! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!”

- Bill

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Chip: “What's that?”

Cricket: “Chocolate.”

Chip: “What's chocolate?”

Cricket: “Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?”

Chip: “Yeah. Grapes, nuts.”

Cricket: “No wonder you're so bitter.”