Incorrect Birbhouse Quotes

We even quote ourselves wrong!

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Nick: I'd love to buy a home in the next few years but it'd prob just be a small starter home bc it's just me and Poof and my family of just me and Poof probably isn't going to grow anytime soon

Steph: What if poof becomes a dad. You never know when child support cases could pop up

Nick: I'd call the vet who neutered him and ask what the fuck. like literally, if Poof or I ever fathered a child, I'm calling a scientist or something

Steph: YOU NEVER KNOW. WHAT IF POOF DECIDES TO ADOPT OKAY

Nick: Poof hates other dogs sm aosifhdn I really doubt he'd tolerate having a puppy around

Steph: What if he adopted ducklings though

Nick: He'd prob stand at the fence/end of his line and bark at them while making his angry boofing noises while kicking dirt in the air with his hind legs

[incorrect-birbhouse]

you know, i know where you live i could send a strongly worded letter

Nick, to Andie

[incorrect-birbhouse]

[We are talking about past server names]

Espurr: wait sksksk who was it that changed it to get ciggy with it in the first place, i wanna find it in the audit logs

Nick: ESPUR YOU CHANGED IT TO THAT

Espurr: OH RIGHT

Nick: [Posts screenshot evidence, which may be posted later]

Espurr: SKSKSKKS OKAY HI WHAT UP MY NAME IS JARED. I'M 19. ***AND I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO FUCKING READ.***

Nick: Mood

Espurr: WAIT DID I FORGET *T W I C E*

Andie: YES

Nick: Y E A H

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Cecilia: I finally downloaded the duolingo app to polish up on my French like all the cool kids

Nick: the coolest kids communicate via haunting forest screams

Andie: *screams in Shia Lebouf*

Riley: *gurgles in Spanish*

Cecilia: *hee hees in Michael jackson*

Espurr: *pianos in German*

Nick: *wails in abandoned haunted woods*

[hauntingyourself]

@ladyaudentium

[ladyaudentium]

Me taking a break from the server to relax b/c too much stress:

Me returning to the server:

[incorrect-birbhouse]

The thing is: This is my (Andie) server so XD I’m the guy with the pizza bc I’m just trying to deal with the insanity of all of these people/

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Cecilia: [Posts a photo of a "document" saying everyone lies]

Andie: Who are you, Dr. House?

Cecilia: ...Maaaaaybe

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Nick: Poof is chewing on my toes atm

Espurr: god i am clearly too tired to have any degree of reading comprehension skills bc for a sec I forgot poof was your dog and i was like "you're letting a complete stranger chew on your toes????? weird flex but okay"

Nick: oiAUEHF THAT IS NOT MY KINK ESPUR

Espurr: SKGKSHSLKD CLEARLY NOT

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Cecilia: I finally downloaded the duolingo app to polish up on my French like all the cool kids

Nick: the coolest kids communicate via haunting forest screams

Andie: *screams in Shia Lebouf*

Riley: *gurgles in Spanish*

Cecilia: *hee hees in Michael jackson*

Espurr: *pianos in German*

Nick: *wails in abandoned haunted woods*

[incorrect-birbhouse]

quote me more i’m hilarious

Nick

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Steph: How did you get that video of the inside of my brain?

Andie: Excuse you, that's *my* brain.

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Funny Bone (slightly nsfw)

(picture with the tag eye penetration)

Riley: Ahem…. Did you mean: the Undertale fandom?

Laz: Do I even want to know?

Riley: Skeletons. That’s all you need to know.

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Person: [Posts a screenshot of an email he got from OAXIS entertainment] I forgot about this.

Stephanie: April updates from SATAN!

Laz: Oh shit that wasn't just a fever dream?

Person: Unfortunately not, Laz.

Person: Or as a tide blog I should say: Luckily not :D

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Stephanie: screams in shia lebouf

[incorrect-birbhouse]

no cottage cheese is the illegitimate child

Stephanie

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Riley: Hey, who here likes cream cheese?

Laz: Love it.

Stephanie: BAGELSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......me

Andie: I do *not* like cream cheese.

Stephanie: What about scream cheese?

Andie: No.

Stephanie: Well scream cheese likes you.

Andie: fuck scream cheese.

Stephanie: be nice to scream cheese. scream cheese did nothing wrong

Andie: FUCK U SCREAM CHEESE.

[incorrect-birbhouse]

"STRANGLING THE STEER" SOUNDS LIKE A EUPHAMISM FOR SOMETHING

Riley

[incorrect-birbhouse]

woah you ripping off the pbs kids hmm

Actually, I didn’t even know the name of the kids DP server until recently, and I didn’t know there was an incorrect pbs quotes blog until after I had made this.

[incorrect-birbhouse]

Well, grandpa's dead, but he would've wanted to stay useful until there was nothing left. Let's fire up the stove kids. Yeah, I know you're sad, but dammit we're gonna make use of this corpse. The local cemetary is too filled anyway, and I am not taking the risk of zombieland shit. Holy shit, turn down the stove, please don't burn grandpa. We're gonna make him into a tasty filet mignon. Tweet gordon ramsey to rate this shit. Let's go. Let's vore Grandaddy. Respectfully, though.

Nyoomi after a legitimate discussion on cannibalism?

SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE LEGITIMATE DISCUSSIONS ON CANNIBALISM.