definitely (not) correct

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chris: in this world it’s bada bing or be bada boomed

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gyeongseok: i love bees :) they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey

bee: buzz

gyeongseok, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

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junho: jinhwa doesn’t really have life plans. earlier i found a sticky note of his that only said ‘put on pants’.

junho: followed by a question mark.

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junyoung: u shouldn't be using a straw

chris: i know it's bad for the environment or whatever

junyoung: no, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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junho: could you 2 please stop fighting?

chris and wooju: but there's nothing else to do!

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seunghyun: going to plan B?

jinhwa: technically, that would be plan G.

gyeongseok: how many plans do we have? like, do we have a plan R?

jinhwa: yes but wooju dies in plan R.

junyoung: i like plan R.

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seunghyun: how did none of you hear what i just said??

junho: ive been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

chris: i got distracted halfway through

wooju: ignoring you was a conscious decision

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gyeongseok: is holding the door open for someone at the gym, like, a rude thing to do because you stole like two burned calories from them?

jinhwa: you’re the only one who thinks that

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seunghyun: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

junyoung: im a knife

wooju: he's a little spoon

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gyeongseok: i currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. suggestions?

wooju: put spaghetti in it

gyeongseok: im currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you

chris: put spaghetti in it

gyeongseok: im currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two

junyoung: put spaghetti in it

gyeongseok: im no longer taking suggestions

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seunghyun: nothing is going right

junyoung: then go left

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jinhwa: welcome, fellow idiots

junho: hello jinhwa

jinhwa: no not you junho, you're not an idiot

junho: you underestimate me

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chris: my eyes change color depending on my swag levels. they are brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change.

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seunghyun: having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out im buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that's for sure

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junho: you fainted, do you remember anything?

gyeongseok: only the ambulance ride

chris: that wasn't an ambulance ride, i drove you

gyeongseok: but i heard a siren?

jinhwa: that was wooju

wooju: sorry, i got nervous

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junyoung: im sending good vibes your way. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them

gyeongseok:

gyeongseok: this is the most threatening way i’ve ever been cheered up

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blee: truth or dare

blitzers: truth

blee: how many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week?

blitzers: dare

blee: go to sleep

blitzers: i no longer enjoy this game