life, Uh, finds a way

Magdeline | Sept. 13 | California

[wonderingsoftly]

woah!! how'd that muscular dehydrated man make his way onto my dashboard?! away with you sir, until you are nice and fat! *i pick him up with a cup covered by a piece of paper and put him outside*

[wonderingsoftly]

gods....... you're right... i've been such a fool......i must heal him myself *i go outside with a bug net to find him*

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[vampiremother]

love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

[cheddar-baby]

[jeff-goldbluhm]

Oh btw

[tara-the-star]

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[monamoni]

[nando161mando]

[devildaisies]

the plastic dress crow man booktok erotica is going to be the thing that finally ends fast fashion everyone say thank you plastic dress crow man booktok erotica

[devildaisies]

[slightlydraconic]

[cyberknyfe]

[jeff-goldbluhm]

“Happy first day of fall!” fuck u it was 95 degrees today

[theconcealedweapon]

[jeff-goldbluhm]

Oh…!

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah

[jeff-goldbluhm]

Meanwhile giants fans over here yelling “choke me with both hands”

[hawkeyedflame]

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

[hst3000]

A gift for your fiancee

[hawkeyedflame]

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

[marinella-ela]

[jeff-goldbluhm]

It’s my birthday I danced today