Athena: Women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty sword like STOP there's literally evil afoot.
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Athena: Women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty sword like STOP there's literally evil afoot.
Troy, smashing his fist on the table: Echonet, stop showing me sex ads! I know there are desperate sluts in the area. I have a mirror!
Timothy to sad Y/N: Fun fact! You can't feel your tounge when you smile.
Y/N: *tries it out*
Timothy: Look at how cute you are!
Y/N: Timmy...
Timothy: Got you sucker, look at you smile! *grabs Y/N and tousles them*
Y/N: :)
zane: hold the fuck up. zane: I'm the fuck up. hold me
Maya, skipping stones on a date with Kreig: Wow, It’s such a beautiful evening.
Krieg, under his breath: Take that you fucking lake.
This post by @incorrect-borderlands-quotes was on my mind since I saw it the other day and as it involved Tim, I had to jump at the chance to draw it.
Rhys: Vaughn, bro! I have a boyfriend!
Vaughn: Really, bro? Who is he? Where's he at?
Rhys: It's Handsome Jack! And he's in my head!
Vaughn: ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
Zane: One time one of those Fanatics said my mustache sucked.
Rhys: Oh, that’s horri-
Zane: I killed ‘em and strung their body up on a lamppost as a warnin’ to anybody else who dares to say such things.
Rhys: [Sweats heavily]