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I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
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Madeline: I've been feeling really down lately
Badeline: I can send email
Madeline: ... Oh shit for real?
badeline: here you go, dear, a nice hot cup of tea.
madeline: oh, it's cold...
badeline: a nice cup of tea.
madeline: ugh, it... tastes so bitter...
badeline: cup of tea.
madeline: baddie, are you sure this is tea?
badeline: CUP.
Badeline: Blood loss? No no, I know exactly where it is.
Badeline: *passes out dramatically
madeline: you know...
madeline: i think i'm doing alright today.
badeline: where's your fucking rage??
badeline: where is your ANGER???
badeline: RISE
badeline: RISE
badeline: RISE
Madeline: I need to take a slight break, so I’ll be right back.
Badeline and Theo: Okay.
[Madeline leaves the room]
Badeline: [whispering] Cool, now I can say unkind things about her.
…
Badeline: [whispering] Just kidding, I wouldn’t do that. Because I really do think the world of her.
Theo: I have no idea what you’re saying.
Badeline: [still whispering] Might be for the best, actually. You’re both wonderful people, and I enjoy being friends with you all. Every time.
Madeline: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Badeline: put spaghetti in it
Madeline: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you.
Theo: put spaghetti in it
Madeline: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.
Granny: put spaghetti in it
Madeline: I am no longer taking suggestions.
madeline: i hope i dont have to fight my evil shadow self today
badeline: hey
madeline: no fucking way
Badeline: pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy.
Badeline: they're just rocks floating in space.
Badeline: madeline?
Badeline: madeline wake up.
Badeline: listen.
Badeline: theyre sexless.
Madeline: the sun isnt a rock, go back to bed.
Badeline: fkdjehshahwbehs
Theo: what is that??
Madeline: it's a keysmash.
Theo: what does it mean?
Madeline: it's for fun. You just press anything you want.
Theo: 7
badeline: sometimes. i can handle..... a drenaline...
badeline: just one drenaline.
badeline: as a treat.
madeline: you are my best friend in the whole world and i would do anything for you.
theo: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleeping schedule.
madeline: absolutely not.
maddie: granny, granny what are you doing?
granny: im eating a cookie
maddie: granny, those cookies arn't for you
granny: what do you mean, theyre for everybody! what, did you just buy them for yourself?
maddie: no but... I didn't buy them for me, either...
maddie: granny.... those are bird treats.
granny: NOOOO-
madeline: coffee or tea?
theo: coffee, please.
madeline: wrong, it's tea
badeline: just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie
badeline: dont do this.