"I don't have a smartphone."

[wobbledogz]

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

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I wonder how many things I've accidentally reblogged to this account. I am so sorry onz

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What

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Madeline: I've been feeling really down lately

Badeline: I can send email

Madeline: ... Oh shit for real?

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badeline: here you go, dear, a nice hot cup of tea.

madeline: oh, it's cold...

badeline: a nice cup of tea.

madeline: ugh, it... tastes so bitter...

badeline: cup of tea.

madeline: baddie, are you sure this is tea?

badeline: CUP.

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Badeline: Blood loss? No no, I know exactly where it is.

Badeline: *passes out dramatically

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madeline: you know...

madeline: i think i'm doing alright today.

badeline: where's your fucking rage??

badeline: where is your ANGER???

badeline: RISE

badeline: RISE

badeline: RISE

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Madeline: I need to take a slight break, so I’ll be right back.

Badeline and Theo: Okay.

[Madeline leaves the room]

Badeline: [whispering] Cool, now I can say unkind things about her.

…

Badeline: [whispering] Just kidding, I wouldn’t do that. Because I really do think the world of her.

Theo: I have no idea what you’re saying.

Badeline: [still whispering] Might be for the best, actually. You’re both wonderful people, and I enjoy being friends with you all. Every time.

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Madeline: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Badeline: put spaghetti in it

Madeline: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you.

Theo: put spaghetti in it

Madeline: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.

Granny: put spaghetti in it

Madeline: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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madeline: i hope i dont have to fight my evil shadow self today

badeline: hey

madeline: no fucking way

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Badeline: pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy.

Badeline: they're just rocks floating in space.

Badeline: madeline?

Badeline: madeline wake up.

Badeline: listen.

Badeline: theyre sexless.

Madeline: the sun isnt a rock, go back to bed.

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Badeline: fkdjehshahwbehs

Theo: what is that??

Madeline: it's a keysmash.

Theo: what does it mean?

Madeline: it's for fun. You just press anything you want.

Theo: 7

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badeline: sometimes. i can handle..... a drenaline...

badeline: just one drenaline.

badeline: as a treat.

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madeline: you are my best friend in the whole world and i would do anything for you.

theo: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleeping schedule.

madeline: absolutely not.

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maddie: granny, granny what are you doing?

granny: im eating a cookie

maddie: granny, those cookies arn't for you

granny: what do you mean, theyre for everybody! what, did you just buy them for yourself?

maddie: no but... I didn't buy them for me, either...

maddie: granny.... those are bird treats.

granny: NOOOO-

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madeline: coffee or tea?

theo: coffee, please.

madeline: wrong, it's tea

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badeline: just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie

badeline: dont do this.