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DISCLAIMER!

-DARK HUMOUR!

if you don’t like that kinda stuff, please do not follow this blog

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Wet Mice

Spain: That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice.

Germany: Like a sack of what-?

France, turning on a megaphone, in the distance: WET MICE!

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Ice Coffee

Britain, turning on the living room light: Is 18:30 PM too late for ice coffee? Y e s.

Britain: Did mama raise a little bitch? N O.

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Mice

Spain: That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice.

Germany: Like a sack of what-?

France, turning on a megaphone, in the distance: WET MICE!

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THATS OKAY! PLEASE DONT FEEL PRESSURED, I WAS JUST EXPRESSING MY LOVE FOR THE DUMBASSES!!!! ILY

It’s fine! I just didn't have any quotes at the moment!  Lmao, vine comps are hard to watch these days since quarantine for me was filled with them, sooo- Don’t worry tho! I’ll probably have an England quote sometimes next week!

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*Demonic chanting* British Isles Bros British IsLES BROS BRITISH ISLES BROS BRITISH ISLES BROS BRITISH ISLES BROS BRITISH ISLES BROS BRITISH ISLES BR-- (I love their dynamic, I'm sorry)

Sorry, I don’t have any new quotes for them yet- *pls don’t yell*

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Light bulb

Ame: Hey mom, what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

France: What?

Ame: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Brit, from the balcony: *laughing*

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Capri Sun

America: *drinking a Capri Sun*

Britain: Capri-Sin.

France: Capricorn.

Canada: I'm a Cancer.

America:

America: What does that have to do with Capri-Suns?

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Youngest

England: Brit gets bullied for being the youngest in the family and it's honestly beautiful.

Britain: Oh eff off, you wanker.

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Emotions

Soviet: There's so many emotions of Britain's face right now.

France: Hm? *looks at Britain and America*

Britain, staring at America: Child. Child, why are you shirtless? Is your arm fucking broken again? Are you *fucking serious?* I'm calling your mom when this is over.

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CH When It's 3AM And They're Bored (Part One)

Russ. Empire: Why would you do that?

Britain: Yeah what the hell?

France: Have you never heard of gluing eyelashes on?

America: No!

France: Watch this. *takes off the fake eyelash*

Russ. Empire:

Russ. Empire: Do you still have eyelashes???

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Britain, with facepaint on for Pride: This is probably the gayest thing I've done.

France: Not. Not even close, Bretagne.

Spain: He's right.

Brit: He is.

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France, coming in after Britain got arrested: How many crimes?

Brit: 36! Counted them myself!

France: 36-!

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Russ. Empire: France has showed me this animal called a 'hamster'...

Russ. Empire: I now require one of my own.

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Chase

Brit: Spain one second-

Spain: What're you- Dios mio- Reino, we don't have time for this!

Brit: One second! Just a quick piece won't hurt!

Spain: YOU BROUGHT YOUR PAINT WITH YOU?!

Brit: Yes I did now hush! I need to concentrate!

Spain: WE'RE BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE-

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Attack

Brit: *trying to attack Rome*

Germany: Brit, what are you doing?! Don't attack Rome!

Brit, confused: But Mater said it was okay-?

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Bottle

France: Come on Bretagne! Just one round!

Britain: No! I'm not playing spin the bottle with y-

Spain: I'll play!

Britain, now dead serious: Spin the FUCKING bottle.

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This Blog Somehow Blew Up

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Problem Children

Brit, carrying America and Australia: *sigh* I still love my problem children.

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Crowbar

Brit: *hits TR in the knees with a cowbar*

TR: MY EFFING KNEES-

Brit: GET CROWBARED, WANKER! *to JE* Thanks for the crowbar, JE.

TR: JAPAN WHAT THE HELL-

JE: I don't know, I'm bored!