This circus is getting weird

Just decided to do a classic incorrect quotes blog here and since I refuse to let Circus Darkrai die, here we are. Submissions are open.

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Trace, in a car, talking to Verna: You forgot my shake

Trace: Shake your booty!

Trace, in the driver's seat, to Jenine, in the passenger's seat: DRIVE! DRIVE!

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Gilbert: Eat shit and die, Trace!!!

Trace: Eat shit and live, Gilbert.

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Mr. Dark: It is pride month, Trace. You know what that means.

Trace: huh. what

Trace: Do you want us to do. Gay performances? What?

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Trace, celebrating after a basketball game: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BABY! THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA LEARN FROM THE CHAMP!

Jenine, holding the ball: You lost by 55 points

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Sylvester: Whenever I do weed I'm gay. Then I stop being...buzzed and I just straighten out.

Trace: High, Silvy.

Sylvester: ...hi

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Trace, holding up his phone: Hey Set, there's this really cool song I heard recently that I thought you might like.

Set, deadpan: If you play rickroll I'm gonna pee on you.

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Trace: I need this bed out of my tent by TUESDAY

Trace: because on Tuesday I'm having a POTLUCK

Trace: And I can't have pokemon coming to my POTLUCK

Trace: Asking why the shadow realm there's two BEDS AGAINST THE WALL, can you IMAGINE the questions!?

Jenine:

Jenine: ...hey, uh, why do you have two beds-

Trace: HOW EMBARRASSING

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Anthony: *getting buried alive*

Mr. Dark: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly?

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Trace: OH, SON OF A-

Mr. Dark: watch your language!

Trace: fun

Mr. Dark: *sighs* you're close

Trace: Frick

Mr. Dark: don't test me...

Trace: shoot dang it

Mr. Dark: oh my god....

Trace: ass

Mr. Dark:

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Jenine: I hope you have a relaxing day today...

Jenine: there's a fire in the fireplace...

Jenine: A nice drink on the table...

Jenine: rose petals gently falling...

Jenine: the smell of rich mahogany filling the air...

Trace: I'm gonna lay facedown on the radiator

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Trace: Hey birches I'm smoking double blunts at white castle yeeee hAw

1 hour later

Trace: Guys I'm too high

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Mr. Dark: This is America, this is cashapp, rocket mortgage...liberty mutual...hot pocket, crust tocket pocket hocket-this is circus darkrai!

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Sylvester, trying a new blue outfit: what do you think?

Trace: bad

Sylvester: what's wrong with it!?

Trace: blue on blue is a BAD combo, it looks like you bathed in smurf blood.

Jenine: since when was smurf blood blue? shouldn't it be red?

Trace: they're blue magical creatures, their blood is blue

Sylvester: it doesn't HAVE to be blue either

Jenine: BLOOD IS RED

Trace: they're little blue creatures that sing songs!

Sylvester: they live in mushroom huts, who cares about the color of their blood!?

Isa: *background laughter*

Sylvester: the smurfs are made by some guy in his garage or something, their blood could be bright neon green if he wants!

Trace: you're right! they could be whatever he wants them to be!

Sylvester: we have no say on the biology of smurfs!

Jenine: Well what IS their blood color?

Sylvester: their blood could-we don't KNOW Jenine that's what we're explaining!

Trace: We need to go onto the smurf wiki. scrounge the smurf forums.

Sylvester: Smurfpedia. Smurfipedia.

Jenine: We need to ask Gargamel himself.

Trace: what would we ask him!? "hey, do you know the color of their blood?"

Jenine: well he'd probably know!

Sylvester, doing a Gargamel voice: "how did you get in my castle? who are you?"

Isa: *cough-laughing*

Sylvester, still doing a Gargamel voice: "Esmerelda, make them go away."

Jenine: Esmerelda!?

Trace: It's AZRAEL you uncultured swine!

Sylvester: don't you call me an uncultu-

Jenine: who's Azrael? his wife?

Sylvester: they're his CAT

Jenine: OH

Sylvester: you think he got married? poor guy looks like a troglodyte.

Mr. Dark: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

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Xena: Every day feels the same...I wake up...I brood...I see the fire in the sky festival...I...think about...her-

Mr. Dark, ready to ruin someone's life: dingaling cocksucker

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Set: Let's see...the best way to sin would be...killing the president.

Mr. Dark: *walks past*

Set: ...new idea...adultery

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Mr. Dark: I knew it was a mistake to let one of you be in charge for a day!

Set: I don't think so Darkrai! You have to do what I say or else you're under arrest, Darkrai! Darkface! Darkpoopypoopybutt!

Mr. Dark: You may be the don't you ever fucking call me that ever again, I'll kill you! *violent coughing*

Set: Not if I kill you first...Sorry Dark, but new amendment...DIE