Incorrect Daredevil Quotes

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Foggy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Matt: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Foggy:

Foggy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Matt: .. —— / … ——— .—. .—. —.——

Foggy: What??

Matt: Remorse code

Foggy: I’m even angrier now

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Matt: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you

Foggy: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Matt: Absolutely not

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Matt: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Frank: Wow, you could at least start with a good morning

Matt: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Jessica: Fuck

Matt: We’ve got to work on your cursing

Jessica: Why? I’m perfectly good at cursing already

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Frank: Okay, I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died—

Matt: Twelve, actually

Frank: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now and really whose fault is that?

Matt: Yours!

Frank: That’s right, no ones

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Matt: This calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence

Foggy: No, it definitely does not

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Matt: I am trying very hard not to connect with people right now

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There is so much gold in Schitt's Creek for incorrect quotes.

Gonna start of with Matt channeling David Rose saying "I am trying very hard not to connect with people right now."

Hahaha I love that! I haven’t started Schitt’s Creek yet but it’s on my list of shows to watch, I guess I gotta watch it now!

Mind if I use that quote? I don’t want to steal your idea, so if you’re good with it I’ll put it in my queue & tag you in it for credit if you’d like :)

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I think "This calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence" from The Young Ones sums up Matt pretty well.

Haha I love that, absolutely sums up Matt pretty well! Do you mind if I use that as a quote & put it in my queue?

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Matt: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Foggy: Myxine Circifrons

Matt:

Matt: fsh

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Matt: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Foggy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away

Matt: Death isn’t real and I’m basically God

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Frank: Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness

Matt: That’s the sound of people dying, Frank

Frank: That’s what forgiveness sounds like

Matt: …

Frank: Screaming and then silence

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@shaggy-irl SOMEONE NOTICED

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Foggy: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Matt: No, it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Matt: Two years ago, I married my best friend

Matt: Karen is still mad about it, but Foggy and I were drunk and thought it was funny

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Foggy: Did you hear that!? Matt just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!

Karen: ...and you just threatened to kill him in his sleep

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Karen: How do you do that?

Matt: I'm fearless

Foggy: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad

Matt: I'm mostly fearless