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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@incorrect-date-everything-quotes
Freddy: Did you know carrots are good for your eye sight?
Luke: *stabs two carrots into his eyes*
Freddy:
Luke: You lied to me.
Freddy: Did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Luke: *stabs two carrots into his eyes*
Freddy:
Luke: You lied to me.
Skips: Hey, are you free?
Lux: No, I’m expensive.
Player: I love you, Daemon. Good night.
Daemon: Good night. Rest in peace.
Player:
Daemon:
Player: Don't say that to anybody.
Player: I love you Daemon. Good night.
Daemon: Good night. Rest in peace.
Player:
Daemon:
Player: Don’t say that to anybody.
Farya: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Tydus: What’s updog?
Farya: Chairemi! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
The Hanks: What happened to your nose?
Dirk, nose bleeding: I used it to break Harper's fist.
The Hanks: What happened to your nose?
Dirk, nose bleeding: I used it to break Harper’s fist
Holly: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Kopi: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Barry: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg and it burned.
Penelope: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Luke: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Doug: I have emotional scars.
Bathsheba: self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Jaques Pierrot: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Scandalabra: self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Like Nukem: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands.
Bathsheba: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Jacques Pierrot: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Scandalabra: Self care is stealing someone’s birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Luke Nukem: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Johnny: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Tyrell: Why?
Johnny: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Amir.
Tyrell: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Johnny: Tyrell, you have opened my eyes.
Lyric: "What did you guys get in your yearbook?"
Chance: "Prettiest Smile."
Penelope: "Nicest Personality."
Jaques: "Most Likely to start a bar fight."
Dasha: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one."
Lyric: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Chance: “Prettiest smile”
Penelope: “Nicest personality”
Jacques: “Most likely to start a bar fight”
Dasha: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”
Sophia, on the phone: Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Sophia: Anyways, you said Monique is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
Bobby Pinn: “We need to get through this locked Dorian, Monique, quick give me your credit card
Monique: “Here!”
Bobby, pocketing it: “Cool. Kristoff, kick the door down.”
Bobby Pinn: We need to get through this locked Dorian. Monique, quick give me your credit card
Monique: Here!
Bobby, pocketing it: Cool. Kristof, kick the door down
Willi: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Dunk: Wednesay.
Willi: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.
Lucinda Lavish: “I was put on this Earth for one purpose. Luckily, I forgot what that purpose was so now I can do whatever I want!”
Lucinda Lavish: I was put on this Earth for one purpose. Luckily, I forgot what that purpose was so now I can do whatever I want!
Amir, to Johnny: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.
Freddy: “Bacon bits are just meat sprinkles.”
Mitchell Lynn: “…I’m gonna have to ask you to never open your mouth again, thanks.”
Freddy: Bacon bits are just meat sprinkles.
Mitchell Linn: …I’m gonna have to ask you to never open your mouth again, thanks.
Dunk, upon learning how Ronaldini did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Ronaldini: Well, not really.
Dunk: You’re just a liar.
Doug: If you ever feel safe, just remember: I'm out there.
Doug: If you ever feel safe, just remember: I’m out there.